Hockey dad

A father of a hockey player who tends to relive their hockey career through their own kids. Often shows up after having a bit to much to drink. Usually very loud who yell slanderous things at the referees and other teams Found mostly in the upper Midwest.

Jake “Man that hockey dad was nuts, good thing they kicked him out!”
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs

by Vineyard Tom 65 March 13, 2018

Horse Hockey

A simple game of Hockey, played out ,and performed by actual Horses

The Equitarians played the jackasses in the stanley cup of Horse Hockey

by Ron Rollalope October 7, 2020

Hockey doy

A Chinese term for a black male"Nigger" or black person.

also defined as a black demon or devil moving slowly

and a female 'Nigger" or black person is called a hockeynuy. also black demon or devil moving slowly

yousa slow moving hockey doy or hockeynuy

by gates_66612 August 4, 2011

Shit Hockey

Pronouced Shitake, this is a hockey spin-off that involves taking a dump on the floor and trying to move it towards your opponent's goal using your own urine. Once you runn out of piss, use your dick to push the shit. The first player to 11 wins!!!

Man this locker room is too boring, ets play shit hockey!!!

by The Herb and company September 17, 2004

hockey mom

Right wing, religious, creationist, nut job. Is anti-abortion, anti-drugs, anti-animal conservation and anti-same sex marriage but loves the freedom of being able to bear arms.

That hockey mom has let the position of power of being on her daughter's school committee go to her head.

by bluebird00 October 20, 2008

Hockey Temper

Kerry Getz (Professional Skater) - Kerry has medaled in every X Games since 2000. He took home the first Street skateboarding medal (2001's first "true" Street event), took silver in Street Best Trick and finished it with a silver in Park. A Philly, PA, local

Kerry "Hockey Temper" Getz

by Urban Dictionary November 17, 2004

hockey bukkake

A term derived from a comic publication, hockey bukkake is the act of sexually assaulting a woman (... man?) with innumerable hockey sticks. Um, about eight or more. Give or take.
(see- bukkake)

Hockey. Bukkake. HOCKEY BUKKAKE!!!!

Cindy filed assault charges after she was hockey bukkake'd.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004