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Hawaiian buttsex

The process of applying a pineapple ring over ones member before rear entry. A custom pineapple ring will be required if size matters. If you fit into the precut holes, you're either too young or not worth the effort!
He showed up for Hawaiian buttsex with canned pineapple so I got up and left.
by Vonslapherbottom September 18, 2017
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Hawaiian pork poke

To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”

Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”

Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017
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Hawaiian Firework

/həˈwīən/ˈfī(ə)rˌwərk/

(N.) When a New Years Eve partier blows a paper horn at a fellow partier’s face, and that someone is soo intoxicated that they projectile vomit into the paper horn; the paper horn player then proceeds to vomit back through the paper horn onto the original vomiter.
1. Did you see Amanda get hit with that Hawaiian Firework last night? Oh yeah, happy New Year, buddy.
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Hawaiian nightcap

The mini bottle (50 ml) of Jagermeister, stored inside one's pillowcase for when you wake up in the middle of the night and need an extra drink to get back to sleep.
I woke up for a midnight shit and couldn't fall back asleep, so I fished in my pillowcase until I found the Jager, downing the tiny bottle for a little Hawaiian Nightcap.
by Robert Chunks January 10, 2018
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Hawaiian ham sandwhich

The act of putting 5 toes in between two slices of bread and sucking on each individual toe
Hey babe, how do you feel about a Hawaiian ham sandwhich?
by Michael Coccaro January 20, 2018
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Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.
Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.
by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018
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Hawaiian Butthole

An alcoholic beverage containing approximately 50% Malibu liquor, 20% coconut water, and 30% Red Bull Coconut (white) edition. It may sound fruity, but do not underestimate the hawaiian butthole. It has been known to sneak up on consumers and compel them to pop out fortnite dances like there’s no tomorrow. Be wary and drink responsibly.
Bartender: What can I get you?
Customer: Give me something good that will hit me like a freight train.
Bartender: Say no more. *mixes up a Hawaiian Butthole*
by slim timmy February 23, 2019
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