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Humbert hardon

A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".
As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.
by Whip-poor-will January 1, 2013
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poopdick hardon

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...
I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!
by EvilGenius420 December 10, 2013
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is a literal monkey that can scale walls with ease, but like big hero 6 too much. aunt cass in particular wanks too her. He is ass at fortnite and has no bitches.
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

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HardOCP

A hardware review and news website. Offering insightful, fair-minded, and professional reviews of the latest in PC hardware and gaming-related technologies. They often buck the trend in the world of hardware reviews by focusing on "real world" results in their testing practices over canned synthetic testing styles.

See, testing methodology in GPU's, SSD's, and Power Supplies for examples of journalistic innovation and insight.
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Harold

Harold is the ghost that haunts Micah and Katy in Paranormal Activity. Harold just wants to have fun, and party on the beach, but he is sometimes clumsy and forgetful. Other people view his actions as harmful, when really he just wants to have a house party.
Micah- Oh wow! the door just slammed shut!!
Katy- Gosh! Lets get out of here!!

Harold- Goolby.... i just wanted to have fuuuunnn
by mordecai's_margaret July 29, 2011
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harpolupcia

Dave: Dude, the other day I had a harpolupcia while I was driving!

Dave's friend: gotta lay off that red leather, bro.
by Red_McStorm July 8, 2009
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