1) From the Italian Verb - Guidare - to drive
2) Conjegation of italian word *to drive* meaning I drive...Io guido
3) A Name represanting Gill in Italian. Male name
3) A sterotypical version of the italian american. Guidos are supposedly all italian when They have never been to the country in there entire life. They presumme that they are "the ####, gee" when they look like "####..gee?"
Guidos
1) Are Italian American residing predominatly in New York or New Jersey.
2)Cannot speak proper english and immitate a terriable new york accent ( I am a New Yorker from the Bronx and I don't talk like that!!!)
3) Most likely have never been to Italy. And if they have, have most likely been to the South ( such as Palermo and Calabria)
4) Believe they know everything about italy when they dont!.( and if you are a guido going "pfff!" at this...then tell me, who is Coismo di Medici...and Petrarco? )
5) Think they can speak Italian when all they know are words from their grandmother ( a.k.a La Nonna) who came from south italy and speaks a regional dialect. ( If you are a guido and still denying it.....alhora, dimmi che cosa dico adesso é voglio vedere che cosa scriverái....eh? cosa vuoi dirmi?? Solo "talia la peciuota??" col tuo dialetto schifoso siciliano??? BAAAA! )
6) Think People in Italy act the way they act...hell no! They are very cultured!!!! And I am proud to say that I grew up under that influence and not some "yo, look at me lets hit the club"
7) Only where Armani Exchange......psssssh! Please, Bitch, I wear Dolce and Gabbana, Prada, Kenneth Cole and Christian Dior.....you couldn't match me with your false "bella figura"
9) sorry for getting off up there but back to what guidos are....
10)Make fun of homos....and for your information my dear guido...10% of Italy is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11)Are born and raised Catholic...nothing against it...I'm catholic and italy is 98% Catholic......but Guidos only go to church during Easter and Christmas.....
12) Think all italy is about the mafia....ummmm...for your information.....italy has gotten rid of the mafia ages ago...where's your brain?? Surely not on italy's new semi communist leader Brodi (GASP!)
13) Think Sicily is another country...DUMB ASS! It's a province of Italy!!!!!!!!!
14) Can't dress formally...buttoned up shirts that are half open...dear sweet god NO! Do me a favor and go look at GQ......see how REAL Italians dress (a.k.a ...MILANESE look!)
15)Listen only to techno,....well so do I, but they Only listen to it...and italian singers like Nek and Laura Pausini...which is nice...but they have no idea what they are saying...lol
16) Think Italian food is just pasta with mussels and meat balls....yo! Ever heard of Odori or Pesto???
17) Give annoying names like sal for Salvatore and Frankie for Franceso and Jonny for Gianlucca....uffa!
18) If they actually went to italy, they would be considered gay,......NO JOKE!
19) Assume they respect women but really only #### themmm,....yes...####..and they are usually guidettes...
20) Guidettes are noisey spolied bitches in high heeled books, ambercromie jeans and a/x shirts...and have WAAAAAYYY too much make up on them...their hair is also extremly straight and highlighted.
20) If they went to italy...they'd be ######...again...no joke!
21) Make fun of art, theatre, and poetry because it's "gay"...bitch...ITALIANS INVENTED THAT "GAY" STUFF!!
22)Think French is gay.......Italy is partners with France in europe....they are considered twins...so if you call france gay...you say italy is gay...."capisce?"
23) STOP SAYING CAPISCE!! It is pronounced and grammatically incorrect!....It's "capisci?" for you and "Hai capito?" for past tense....uffa!
24) Drive BMWs....Italians actually drive Smart Cars and I have been to italy about 7 times and have never seen an ferrari!!!
25) BMWs are German for your information...lol
26)Gel their hair waaaayyyy to much
27) Metro sexuals, but italians natrually are so props for that....
28) Think the Godfather and good fellas are italian classics......umm...no...that would be, La vita é bella and Remember me my love, Malena, The Last Kiss.....go watch those and see how italians really are
29) Italians from ITALY..are metrosexual, but keep it under control. Wear name brands but also know how to make wal mart look good...almost all of them speak french or german....drink espresso and green tea....listen to punk....are scholarly...a.k.a geeky for you...go to theatres.....read and write poetry.......READ BOOKS!!! and no not hary potter...I mean books like The new life by dante!!!
30) Guidos make fun of other races...not all of them,,,,but some...Italians do not and enjoy learning about others and practicing them
Now, I am Half Italian Half Dominican but grew up going to Italy and beng Raised italian. My mother comes from Genova ( in the north italy but her family is from the south in Naples) I grew up with the life style of an actual italian and not an italian american and when I look at guidos, it is sad that they are so limited of true knowledge of italy is...guido is a stero type...dont follow it...strive to be different.
If you are proud to be italian, dont put a flag on ur car...read DANTE and there goes your pride...!!
2) Conjegation of italian word *to drive* meaning I drive...Io guido
3) A Name represanting Gill in Italian. Male name
3) A sterotypical version of the italian american. Guidos are supposedly all italian when They have never been to the country in there entire life. They presumme that they are "the ####, gee" when they look like "####..gee?"
Guidos
1) Are Italian American residing predominatly in New York or New Jersey.
2)Cannot speak proper english and immitate a terriable new york accent ( I am a New Yorker from the Bronx and I don't talk like that!!!)
3) Most likely have never been to Italy. And if they have, have most likely been to the South ( such as Palermo and Calabria)
4) Believe they know everything about italy when they dont!.( and if you are a guido going "pfff!" at this...then tell me, who is Coismo di Medici...and Petrarco? )
5) Think they can speak Italian when all they know are words from their grandmother ( a.k.a La Nonna) who came from south italy and speaks a regional dialect. ( If you are a guido and still denying it.....alhora, dimmi che cosa dico adesso é voglio vedere che cosa scriverái....eh? cosa vuoi dirmi?? Solo "talia la peciuota??" col tuo dialetto schifoso siciliano??? BAAAA! )
6) Think People in Italy act the way they act...hell no! They are very cultured!!!! And I am proud to say that I grew up under that influence and not some "yo, look at me lets hit the club"
7) Only where Armani Exchange......psssssh! Please, Bitch, I wear Dolce and Gabbana, Prada, Kenneth Cole and Christian Dior.....you couldn't match me with your false "bella figura"
9) sorry for getting off up there but back to what guidos are....
10)Make fun of homos....and for your information my dear guido...10% of Italy is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11)Are born and raised Catholic...nothing against it...I'm catholic and italy is 98% Catholic......but Guidos only go to church during Easter and Christmas.....
12) Think all italy is about the mafia....ummmm...for your information.....italy has gotten rid of the mafia ages ago...where's your brain?? Surely not on italy's new semi communist leader Brodi (GASP!)
13) Think Sicily is another country...DUMB ASS! It's a province of Italy!!!!!!!!!
14) Can't dress formally...buttoned up shirts that are half open...dear sweet god NO! Do me a favor and go look at GQ......see how REAL Italians dress (a.k.a ...MILANESE look!)
15)Listen only to techno,....well so do I, but they Only listen to it...and italian singers like Nek and Laura Pausini...which is nice...but they have no idea what they are saying...lol
16) Think Italian food is just pasta with mussels and meat balls....yo! Ever heard of Odori or Pesto???
17) Give annoying names like sal for Salvatore and Frankie for Franceso and Jonny for Gianlucca....uffa!
18) If they actually went to italy, they would be considered gay,......NO JOKE!
19) Assume they respect women but really only #### themmm,....yes...####..and they are usually guidettes...
20) Guidettes are noisey spolied bitches in high heeled books, ambercromie jeans and a/x shirts...and have WAAAAAYYY too much make up on them...their hair is also extremly straight and highlighted.
20) If they went to italy...they'd be ######...again...no joke!
21) Make fun of art, theatre, and poetry because it's "gay"...bitch...ITALIANS INVENTED THAT "GAY" STUFF!!
22)Think French is gay.......Italy is partners with France in europe....they are considered twins...so if you call france gay...you say italy is gay...."capisce?"
23) STOP SAYING CAPISCE!! It is pronounced and grammatically incorrect!....It's "capisci?" for you and "Hai capito?" for past tense....uffa!
24) Drive BMWs....Italians actually drive Smart Cars and I have been to italy about 7 times and have never seen an ferrari!!!
25) BMWs are German for your information...lol
26)Gel their hair waaaayyyy to much
27) Metro sexuals, but italians natrually are so props for that....
28) Think the Godfather and good fellas are italian classics......umm...no...that would be, La vita é bella and Remember me my love, Malena, The Last Kiss.....go watch those and see how italians really are
29) Italians from ITALY..are metrosexual, but keep it under control. Wear name brands but also know how to make wal mart look good...almost all of them speak french or german....drink espresso and green tea....listen to punk....are scholarly...a.k.a geeky for you...go to theatres.....read and write poetry.......READ BOOKS!!! and no not hary potter...I mean books like The new life by dante!!!
30) Guidos make fun of other races...not all of them,,,,but some...Italians do not and enjoy learning about others and practicing them
Now, I am Half Italian Half Dominican but grew up going to Italy and beng Raised italian. My mother comes from Genova ( in the north italy but her family is from the south in Naples) I grew up with the life style of an actual italian and not an italian american and when I look at guidos, it is sad that they are so limited of true knowledge of italy is...guido is a stero type...dont follow it...strive to be different.
If you are proud to be italian, dont put a flag on ur car...read DANTE and there goes your pride...!!
1) Loro non vogliono guidare con noi
2) Io guido ogni giorno quando ho bisogno di portare i miei figli alla scuola.
3) My Friend's name is Guido Medicino
4) Heya yo My name is Giovanni Carpigani and I come straight from BK!! yo, what up?
So yeah, just got make from the gym and now hitting it up my nonna's place for some meatballs al italiano and they're like the ####. Nobody on Chirstoforo Colombo Blvd can make Meat balls like Nonna Giussepina..yeah...YEAA!
So my mom just got me some new speakers for my ride, yo and the fellas and i are gonna hit it at the club to check out the "ragazzas", you hear...it's gonna be made cool yo!
Them hot bitches are gonna be bagin when the catch a look at out new razor phones with the Godfather theme ring tone...that be off the chain!!!!
My Cousin Gina also got me this new shirt from Aramni exchange,,,,#### be poppin son!! Yo, I gotta go holla at my homie, Frankie G Corpaccio and tell him about tonights after plans...we gonnaa beat some ####### up at canarsie for being so gay...they be reaading shakespeare...#######...we'll teach them a lesson...italian pride bebe...peace...!
2) Io guido ogni giorno quando ho bisogno di portare i miei figli alla scuola.
3) My Friend's name is Guido Medicino
4) Heya yo My name is Giovanni Carpigani and I come straight from BK!! yo, what up?
So yeah, just got make from the gym and now hitting it up my nonna's place for some meatballs al italiano and they're like the ####. Nobody on Chirstoforo Colombo Blvd can make Meat balls like Nonna Giussepina..yeah...YEAA!
So my mom just got me some new speakers for my ride, yo and the fellas and i are gonna hit it at the club to check out the "ragazzas", you hear...it's gonna be made cool yo!
Them hot bitches are gonna be bagin when the catch a look at out new razor phones with the Godfather theme ring tone...that be off the chain!!!!
My Cousin Gina also got me this new shirt from Aramni exchange,,,,#### be poppin son!! Yo, I gotta go holla at my homie, Frankie G Corpaccio and tell him about tonights after plans...we gonnaa beat some ####### up at canarsie for being so gay...they be reaading shakespeare...#######...we'll teach them a lesson...italian pride bebe...peace...!
by Jesus Anthony May 16, 2006
Get the guido mug.In more modern times, a style becoming a big sensation in tristate area. Consisting of complete followers, in recent times, most people hop on the bandwagon to fit in and get girls. Most try to get regardless of previous thoughts into the electronic music genre, yet most can't even tell you the difference between House and other electronic music, coming up with stupid answers like "House has words and trance doesn't" which all their friends quickly agree with. A Guido can't make a style decision for his life, it took five to six years for most of them to go from blowout to fohawk, the only two hairstyles they know of, not to mention most can't even do a fohawk right, making weak attempts to style one out of a tape up. The ONLY girls they ever get are shallow, dumb sluts, that can't simply see how obviously dumb and two-faced the guys they chase after are. Guido has now become a big thing for many Hispanic teens, who actually refer to themselves as Guidos?. It's definately not just an Italian thing anymore.
I met this kid at a club, didn't know how to dance or anything, was afraid to talk to a girl, so I show him how to do a little bit of house dancing, hook him up with a grind (probably his first). Months later I see the kid clad in armani exchange with a group of dirtbags, I say whats up to him and he ignores me and walks right by me, damn he was just too cool for me. I've seen this shit happen over and over with different kids, it's the guido sensation.
by Jae Tribal October 15, 2008
Get the Guido mug.n. - The study of the Grundle. May include the study of the immediate area surrounding the grundle and the grundle's inter-organal relationship to said areas, the areas in this case being the testes and anus. Modern Grundology tends to place a strong emphasis on the relationship between the individual's grundle and the grundles of the world, seeking to reach that harmonious balance between and within each grundle. Studies show that someday in the not-too-distant future the grundles of the world may actually reach a certain level of homeostasis, leading to ultimate grundle enlightenment and allignment with the big grundle in the sky.
*note* Grundology is not to be confused with Grundolocism, which is the worship of the grundle and all that is holy about said area.
*note* Grundology is not to be confused with Grundolocism, which is the worship of the grundle and all that is holy about said area.
"Hey, what are you going to major in at college?"
"I was leaning towards Spanish, but I hear the field of Grundology is gaining a great amount of fame, so I might switch the focus of my major to Grundology with a minor in Inter-Grundular relations."
"His grundle is sending out menacing vibrations."
"How do you say 'grundle' in Korean?"
-"It's just 'grundle.' It doesn't translate. The grundle is universal . . . it's the same in all languages."
"Do grundles come in different sizes?"
-"Yes. Black people have the biggest grundles."
"I was leaning towards Spanish, but I hear the field of Grundology is gaining a great amount of fame, so I might switch the focus of my major to Grundology with a minor in Inter-Grundular relations."
"His grundle is sending out menacing vibrations."
"How do you say 'grundle' in Korean?"
-"It's just 'grundle.' It doesn't translate. The grundle is universal . . . it's the same in all languages."
"Do grundles come in different sizes?"
-"Yes. Black people have the biggest grundles."
by RaulChavez June 20, 2006
Get the Grundology mug.a tan italian male (female = guidette) who walks around talking too loud about unimportant shit, usually blurting out ignorant or completely retarded statements, such as "hand me that fork so i can fix this power outlet.." or "my tanning oil leaked all over my extra small condoms and seriously compromised their structural integrity, but im going to use them when i have sex with my equally stupid and obnoxious guidette girlfriend anyways!" note: guidettes, although the dumbest form of sluts, are good for temporarily sheathing your cock, although there have been many reports of tripping and falling into an italian womans snatch, so watch out!
that guido just jizzed in his own eye!
hey guido! "yea?" youre a fucking idiot and america laughs at you! "oh."
this is the loosest vag ive ever stabbed with my needle dick, guidette!
hey guido! "yea?" youre a fucking idiot and america laughs at you! "oh."
this is the loosest vag ive ever stabbed with my needle dick, guidette!
by a polack against dumbfucks October 1, 2010
Get the guido mug.by Not Gandoo October 22, 2004
Get the Gandoo mug.Example 1: No wonder so many guidos are fat, they eat a meal of pasta before their actual Thanksgiving dinner.
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Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."
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Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."
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Get the guido thanksgiving mug.A sex position referred to by Itallians in which both partners wear a sock on their off hand, while taking turns role playing being "caught on a bike"
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