The Gumper

When one has intense, vigorous sexual intercourse with themselves or their partner to the point where they lose all cognitive recognition.

"I remember the time Johnny gave himself The Gumper down behind my dad's camper with the life-sized blow up doll of Nicolas cage."

Honey, if you give me another Gumper I may never snap out of it.

Thanks babe, can I have another Gumper?

by Pseudosaur May 30, 2018

Forest Gumper

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‘Hey dude we are out of ciggies so hit the ashtray, dunno what’s in there but just roll up a Forest Gumper n roll with it’
‘I’m so high. No smokes. Roll a Forest Gumper!’

by ParkerRightoverthereplease July 12, 2018

The Gummer

A sexual maneuver in which right before the Male ejaculates, the female (or other male) show their sexual partner a picture of Hillary Clinton. The Male will then go soft and the other chews the penis like a gummy worm.

Jesse- Let's do the gummer
Jessica- okay
*shows picture of Hillary Clinton*
Joe Biden, outside the window- Fuck, she's hot

by DeFrates September 21, 2019

Sweepy Gummer

It’s the favor you can do for your significant other if you are mentally unstable and have fake teeth and perform oral sex after removing dentures while they doze off to sleep.

David told me the other day that Tracey lost her teeth and gave him a sweepy gummer before bed.

by 696dfsdnkg December 28, 2019

spicy gummer

When a woman chews up a bunch of habanero peppers and does oral sex.

He got a spicy gummer

by Christopher Daniel December 28, 2019

sloppy gummer

When a woman or a man, depending on your sexual preferences, gives you a deepthroat blow job. The 'gummer' part is because that said person has no teeth.

This hot old bitch showed me her meat hangers and gave me a sloppy gummer!

by UrbanLinguist September 29, 2020

upper-gummer

When someone gives a large, horse toothed grin inadvertently showing their full upper gums, they are considered an upper-gummer.

Check out that upper-gummer in that selfie! I wonder if she realizes how she looks?

by Inaffitimogen January 17, 2021