Guinessed

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.

"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"

by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007

guinnea horn

When the clit of a vagina hangs down.

Cheyenne has a guinnea horn.

by Big'en July 7, 2017

Go go Guiness

A 50/50 mix of energy drink and Guinesss Stout.

Ryad can't get out of bed until he's had a Go go Guiness in the morning.

by The Mads November 24, 2020

Alec Guiness

Brilliant british actor, best remembered for playing the original Obi Wan in Star Wars

"hey look, isn't that Alec Guiness getting on the Millenium Falcon?"

by Dingus Pete February 7, 2010

Guinevere

Guinevere is a beautiful, fun, smart, and kind girl. She is probably one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet! Her dirty hilarious jokes will make you cry from laughing so hard. When she is not joking around, she is very focused on sports and her friends. Maybe you just met her that day, or maybe you’ve known her forever, she will always bring a smile to your face. Her beauty is like no other. She is pretty inside and out. She light up a room when she walks into it. But, she never wants to feel like the prettiest one. She embraces her beauty with everyone. You’ll be lucky to meet a Guinevere, because when you do she will be the kindest person you know.

“Guinevere is so pretty!”
“I know right! She is also so athletic and kind”

by Gucci_whajsjdcncifdj April 21, 2018

Guinnass

Guinnass is a condition that strikes those that consumed large quantities of Guinness the night before. It is marked by deadly flatulence and frequent trips to the bathroom.

Man, I have a mean case of Guinnass this morning!!

by somedumbdude July 14, 2011

guniea pig

The most cute animal ever(also one of the fattest).It is said that if one is able to rub the chin of this majestic animal, all of the secrets of the universe would be revealed.

Guy 1:Man I need a super awesome animal that could possibly reveal the secrets of the universe to me.
Guy 2:Sounds like you need a guniea pig
cute awesome

by You can't Handel the name January 31, 2014