grundle gnome

Small gnomes that live in the grundle region, usually in a dirty grundle.

Dude, i was taking a shower and i could hear the grundle gnomes screaming as they were washed away!

by ThePunk June 23, 2007

selena gomezing

When I boy/girl ejaculates when seeing a picture of selena Gomez

Jimmy was scrolling through pictures when he started Selena gomezing after he saw a picture of Selena Gomez.

by TeeNick November 3, 2013

Ass in a Gnome Hat

A phrase coined by a deviant on DeviantART, used as a synonym for the popular heart emoticon, <3.

"I Ass in a Gnome Hat you."

by The Urban Scribe August 29, 2005

Selena Gomez

The only female Disney star under the age of 18 who is a good role model to younger viewers. She is said to 'take over' Miley Cyrus's place. Thats completely false.
Selena will never be that ugly, untalented, slutty, or fake. Her tv show Wizards of Waverly Place is becoming to be a huge hit. Her music career is slowly becoming successful BECAUSE she has talent. The only reason Miley's music career is doing good is because her hit tv show Hannah Montana is based on her poor singing.

Sorry miley, but you're going to fail and watch selena rise to the top.

Unlike miley cyrus, selena gomez has talent. She's beautiful and has self respect.
Thank god she's here to save us from slutty cyrus.

by PHOTO. October 7, 2008

Roaming Gnomes

Little, dwarf-like creatures with pointy red hats. By day, you may see them frolick merrily in people's gardens alongside tulips and fresh soil, though at night they are rumored to steal your undergarments, preferably socks. Some believe this is in protest of them being decorative lawn ornamnents.

Mom! That thing on the lawn stole my sock again!

by IndieGirl March 2, 2005

Gomer

Origin, hospital emergency room slang for extremely old, Alzheimer's ridden, mute, sick people. GOMER is an acronym for "Get Out of My Emergency Room." In the novel "House of God" (Samuel Shem, 1978) GOMERS are defined essentially as sickly old people who now because of dementia have lost whatever quality it is that makes someone a person. When GOMERS come into the hospital they are unable to communicate so the admitting doctor will order many, many, lab tests hoping to discover why the GOMER was sent to the hospital. GOMERS never come to the hospital, they are only sent. This battery of tests is sometimes called a "Gomer-Gram."

That gomer down in room 13 just fell trying to climb out of bed and now he's bleeding all over my floor.

by Rockeye May 1, 2006

underpants gnomes

Small characters made up on the show South Park. The underpants gnomes are small gnomes that sneak into your house at night to steal your underpants and somehow make a profit out of it.

Gaaaaah! The underpants gnomes are stealing my last pair of tighty whities.

by Sidney Vicious April 23, 2003