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Greg Oden's junk

(verb) When someone sends you a text or email or calls you on the phone and uses the words Greg Oden's junk in a discrete manner.

(noun) What it sounds like.
He called me on the phone and Greg Oden's junked me before I could hang up on him.
by hrizerty April 27, 2011
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Gregging

when a man grabs another man's penis and then tries to rationalize how he is not a homosexual
Greg was gregging my dick
by Aman5 November 1, 2020
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The Cunt Greg The Cunt

Essentially the male equivalent of Karen. The Cunt Greg The Cunt is the everyday joe public guy who is just a huge cunt.
Infact hes such a huge cunt that its very difficult for humans to really conceptualise the magnitude of how big a cunt he really is.

In order to help portray how big of a cunt he / "Greg" is the preface "The Cunt" is used to suggest stature and title, and then reinforced with a repetition of cunt just to be safe.
Did you see that fella Nigel on the telebox the other day. 100% spam magnet. Proper The Cunt Greg The Cunt.

The Cunt Greg The Cunt? Mate what a cunt.
by June Noire May 19, 2020
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Gregarious

The funnest word in the English language to use out of context when used in a response to a serious question. It misleads and confuses the interrogator. The real definition means " tending to associate with others of one's kind" but no one in their right mind knows that. When a person is responding to a question it is always best to follow up the statement with "That's why they call me gregarious." Coined from Brad Pitt's line in the movie The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. .
Girl: So what are we exactly?
Boy: Well I've never been one for serious relationships really. Guess that's why the call me gregarious.
by Billy Lines February 4, 2010
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Greg

A person who cares for all woman, he will nurture, care and please any woman he comes into... aslong as your over 21
No matter the Race, Gender or background you come from he will care and nurture you as if his own kin.
You may find him on a furrys discord servers asking the question "any woman over 21 here" which shows his compassion towards girl gamers and how they must be cared for like they should
Man that man is such a "Greg" picking up that girl who is over 21
by RealEinstien October 6, 2018
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Greg Maddux

Pretty good Cubs pitcher who has 300+ wins with the Cubs (2 stints) and Braves in his career. Known for having shitty ass "personal" catchers such as Paul Bako and Henry Blanco.
Greg Maddux pitched a shutout yesterday, but Henry Blanco sucked at the plate yesterday.
by rapsux February 18, 2005
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Greg

Someone who is cool, nice, modest and highly intelligent. Warning: May have bad handwriting and/or the tendency to use up other people's phone batteries. Always comes top in exams, generally a very busy and important person.
A: I'm going to study for my test now.
B: You don't need to, you'll do great anyway... you're such a Greg!
by purplepurplepurple May 23, 2009
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