pumpkin greed

(noun) The insatiable craving to find the biggest pumpkin in the lot, following the motto "bigger is better", when shopping for a pumpkin to make into a jack-o-lantern; The rapid scramble to compete with other customers and snatch up the biggest pumpkin in the lot before someone else spots it.

When we went picking pumpkins at the pumpkin patch yesterday, I developed a bad case of pumpkin greed, rabidly and anxiously making sure nobody else found a bigger pumpkin than I.

OR

Although my pumpkin was weighed to be a whopping 30 pounds, my pumpkin greed was not satisfied...so I strived to find one even bigger.

OR

Becca, why do you always have to grab the biggest pumpkin in the lot? You have a bad case of pumpkin greed and it hurts my back when I'm always the one stuck carrying the giant pumpkin out!

by Beetle Becca January 22, 2009

Gabby Greece

Gabby Greece doesn’t breathe ever she always has an asthma attack and laughs like a horse we love her tho

Me :Do you know Gabby Greece?

David: Yeah ,she’s the one who has asthma right?
Sally:The one who sounds like horse ?
Me: Yep that’s her .

by Bad ass bitch 🤪 November 20, 2019

going to Greece

Euphemism for pale gingers deciding to commit suicide by self-immolation

Emily: I've had enough, I'm going to Greece

by Stadics February 23, 2022

gree

a sound made when angry.

It's Christina Aguilera! Gree!!

by Barn Owl January 11, 2005

greeblies

The creatures that cats chase and wrestle with. Greeblies are invisible to humans. They are mainly nocturnal creatures, but have been known to be active during the day.

Homes with cats are often known to be infested by greeblies.

by jwbookworm February 26, 2009

Geelong Grammar School

Geelong Grammar is a school most famously known for when Prince Charles came in the 60's. It is one of the largest boarding schools in Australia. If you want to go there you have to be massivley loaded, fees being up around 40-50k a year.

Pete: Hey, you're from Geelong Grammar School!

Jack: Yeah, I'm awesome and rich.

Pete: Cool Story.

by Countwoodlan May 18, 2009

greece

It is a part of the country called Macedonia. The birthplace of gayness and homosexuallity.
Alexander the Great conquered the Greeks. What use did he have ill never know.

Im Greek.
(Im the greatest gay man in the world)

by Mad Clown Jack May 31, 2005