Ceremonial garment instantly transferred from the biggest loser in your school to the second biggest when, for example, the former is unexpectedly selected to play for the school football team, star in the school play, bones a prom queen, etc. Sometimes shortened to 'Mantle'.
Example 1
Guy 1: Check out that guy in the glasses. Dude look low, man. Dude look like he bearin the whole world on his shoulders.
Guy 2: Worse than that, man. He bearin the Goon Mantle.
Example 2
Dad: They beat up on you in class again, kid?
Kid: Nah, the cheerleader captain blew me after math. Bernard got the Mantle now.
Guy 1: Check out that guy in the glasses. Dude look low, man. Dude look like he bearin the whole world on his shoulders.
Guy 2: Worse than that, man. He bearin the Goon Mantle.
Example 2
Dad: They beat up on you in class again, kid?
Kid: Nah, the cheerleader captain blew me after math. Bernard got the Mantle now.
by PearlFly January 24, 2013
Get the Goon Mantlemug. A motion used by a wide variety of people that involves dropping their behind to the ground (as in dropping it like it's hot), erecting their middle fingers and looking over their shoulder. To be used in any situation that requires a healthy dose of swag or in a moment that haters need to be confronted by your crew.
Person 1: Look at those haters over there.
Rest of group: *Goon Squat*
Person 1: I'm feeling quite hood right now. *Goon Squat*
Rest of group: *Goon Squat*
Person 1: I'm feeling quite hood right now. *Goon Squat*
by bisonlova September 17, 2011
Get the goon squatmug. Taking a firm grip of the meaty underside of a woman's upper arm, making it easy to muscle her around. Most times uttering "you're making a scene" into the woman's ear. If done correctly, it will look like you are softly touching her back and whispering something sweet to her, when actually you are leaving 4 small bruises on one side of her arm and one giant thumb bruise on the other side.
by birdjjb February 15, 2007
Get the goon handmug. Cheap wine that comes in a box and leaves the consumer with an extreme headache the next day. Convenient because the remains of the vessel can be inflated for use as a pillow after consumption.
by Biffro Jones March 20, 2004
Get the goon bagmug. The name given to wine, generally white, when removed from the cask. The sack is made of a strong foil, so it can be passed around without getting damaged.
It is a popular alcohol choice for Australian teenagers, as it costs no more than $15 for 4 litres, which is a very affordable way to get fucked up.
When one is intoxicated, they often drink the juice straight from the sack, although it is also commonly mixed with other liquids such as orange juice or soft drink, to make the taste more tolerable.
It is a popular alcohol choice for Australian teenagers, as it costs no more than $15 for 4 litres, which is a very affordable way to get fucked up.
When one is intoxicated, they often drink the juice straight from the sack, although it is also commonly mixed with other liquids such as orange juice or soft drink, to make the taste more tolerable.
girl "Hey, pass the goon sack."
boy "Ok, do you want a cup, too?"
girl "Are you serious? I have it straight from the sack."
boy "Ok, do you want a cup, too?"
girl "Are you serious? I have it straight from the sack."
by bearcakes91 April 25, 2009
Get the goon sackmug. by BIG AL/HABIT December 28, 2005
Get the goonmug. A parasitic infestation of the goonson, caught through goonson-goonson contact or direct introduction of the worm into the body. Sufferers exhibit an extremely wide range of symptoms.
The infestation was out of control, as the Goon-worms reached his brain they took control of his whole being, setting their macabre living engine to the proliferation of their squalid kind.
by Goony Pete April 28, 2010
Get the Goon-wormsmug.