govered

to get ripped off, fucked over, tricked into doing something, often due to a female advance or promise of something

James: "Hey man, I ended up doing Susan's homework for her - just 'cause she winked at me."
Bruce: "Ha ha, man, you got govered!"

by johnpiert June 13, 2012

Goner

A boner but for girls. AKA a girl boner.

Oh my god that guy is soo hot, I just got a goner

by librarian94746575886 August 23, 2012

goner

getting a boner while playing Gears of War.

Alex: Jim got a huge goner while playing Gears last night
Dean: man thats hilarious!

by TheMillionthMan November 7, 2009

gomer pyle

When having sex with a woman while wearing a baseball cap, the man turns his baseball cap 45 degrees to the left, squats over the woman's stomach, defecates, and says “SHAZAM”!! (Now that’s a Gomer Pile.)

I took a girl home last night and while engaging in intercourse, I pulled out, and performed a Gomer Pyle. She kicked me out.

by KevinC256 March 8, 2007

Golfer Emoji

If a nigga put a golfer emoji. He tryna fukk. He put two? Him and his niggas tryna fukk

me and my niggas tryna fukk(two den golfer emojis)

by Kyse September 18, 2020

Fuck The Goverment

Anarchy, down with the goverment, taxation with out representation, legalize medical marijuana, and gtfo of office! we dont need you anymore, hell i dont think things could get much worse if the people ran this country?

1: hey did u see that ass fucking fuck the goverment did to those tax paying, constitutionally protected american civilians in pensacola florida?

2: yeah they really ass fucked them dry, throwing them out of that city councel meeting like dog shit for speaking there minds fuck that shit!

by Dan shurak December 26, 2011

midnight golfer

one who has all of his lanterns in one submarine

Dude you said that you would make out with
Ben Afflack?????

You are a total midnight golfer now

by Steve January 25, 2005