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Hob-Gobbled

When someone does something half way, or is lazy about it.
He should have done a better job of cleaning up the yard, looks like he just hob-gobbled it.

Well that looks hob-gobbled! She could have taken her time and did it right!
by Lunar Momma May 29, 2024
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Mind-gobbling

Your brain devouring knowledge in greedy gulps.
This book is mind-gobbling.
by Fufito June 16, 2017
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Gobble gobble

That has to be teresa
Have you seen gobble gobble??

Yes in Ipswich
by Natbatnat99 June 23, 2023
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Clock Gobbling Flagget

A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.
Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.

If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.
by SlobKnobRob June 16, 2025
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Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by Shmamm! November 23, 2024
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gobble the glue

When a woman gives head and swallows the load she is gobbling the glue.
When a man's getting his dick sucked from a woman who is unsure, hesitates, signals, or doesn't want to swallow. She should be told, 'gobble the glue'. Often times, the saying is lengthened by saying, 'gobble the glue' or I'll glue your eyes shut!
by anonymous May 16, 2023
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