by RealChoppedHuzz17 March 3, 2026
Get the Glutes mug.This is an additional term adding on to the new Gen Alpha Brainrot slang, “Glutes” which means hair. Simply “Gluteus Maximus” means Voluminous hair.
“You have a Gluteus Maximus”
This means someone is trying to tell you that you have very voluminous hair
This means someone is trying to tell you that you have very voluminous hair
by RealChoppedHuzz17 March 3, 2026
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A profoundly regrettable culinary–metaphysical experiment in which an alarming assortment of miscellaneous objects are deposited into a pot of jelly and stirred with a headless spoon—a utensil whose bowl has been mysteriously removed, leaving only a tragically useless handle. The resulting mixture, while technically edible in the same way gravel is technically chewable, produces in the victim an overwhelming and existential sense of dread, woe, and the creeping suspicion that the universe has personally wronged them.
by Wedgeificus March 7, 2026
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Get the Maximus Glutonus mug.When someone blue darts and a partner licks the hole to ensure safety or induce sexual pleasure. More often performed as a sexual act.
I tried to von guten her but she wasn't able to produce sufficient power to get a satisfactory blue dart.
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