Goobing

To goob or goobing is when a person laughs or giggles, followed by a large amount of excrement to exit the body, usually in the form of a sneeze or cough for nasal mucus, but can also be flatulence, or blood.

You almost goobed. They are goobing. This guy just goobed everywhere. It was so funny when she goobed.

by miss_greeny October 21, 2025

glowing computer chip

synonym to LED
was intended to be an insult towards LEDs, but actually makes for a good alternative title for them

— I hate those glowing computer chips so much!
- some jerk in Technology Connections comments, probably, circa 2020

by kalabochik November 14, 2025

Globnar

A series of futuristic gladiator style games where contestants combat for a "Time Wish" which can grant any wish. The winner also decides the losers fate of any kind.

I was given a Globnar Time Wish and wished for an infinite slice of pizza dudes.

by Meanbean.X November 17, 2025

Gloving

Gloving is a dangerous weapon disguised as art it was banned after the gloving and sliding war of the big 25 previously people didn’t know the power and influence the gloving community had over them some describe them as a cult

The first documented gloving technique was “the liquid flow”

by Dixiecup🦕 December 17, 2025

GLOINT

To have "IT". Meaning anything abstract or out of the ordinary,or simply referring to anything else.

"Could you hand me my "GLOINT"? I think I left it on the "GLOINT" by the "GLOINT" in the "GLOINT".

by GLOINT goggins December 18, 2025

Goobing

The act of covering oneself In Phlegm

Person 1: "Dude I've been goobing alot recently and look how soft my skin is now"
Person 2: "Oh wow man! I need to start goobing too!"

by TheRotMan January 2, 2026

Hobo Glovin'

The act of wearing cloth fingerless gloves in public

"Ollie, I see you're Hobo Glovin' it today"

"Yeah, I figured I'd wear them today"

by Shadow the Hellspawn November 23, 2011