glemalopic

a wannabe he-bitch or manwhore who plays videogames all day because hes in denial he can't get none.

Steven is a glemalopic srub which is why he's such a chubadunker.

by friggin-a-mayne March 21, 2008

gleposack

A slang term for all day, but the day mostly consists of heavy crystal meth use and live stock fornication. Popularized by great English poet Jersh Cohenberg (1882-1891).

Come on guys, we don't have all gleposack!

by TEAM ND January 2, 2010

Glampster

One who excels at the act of glamorous clamping (see "glamping"). A glampster is someone who is capable of heading into deepest nature with all the accessories necessary to throw a rocking, luxurious party with a couple dozen of their closest friends. Airbeds, turntables, sound systems and late night debauchery may or may not be involved.

"Damn it feels good to be a glampster!" - Cupkate.

by Peopleofearth March 28, 2011

glamplify

To make more glamorous.

These products will glamplify your face by hiding wrinkles.

by smjgJsbjgsm June 12, 2018

gleep

Gleep is a gooey sometime unseen substance of unknown origin. It is anything that can be contracted from anything else that can cause a triggered reaction of disgust just by it touching you or being in contact with it. Gleep can stick to any surface, including but not limited to skin. If you see gleep it is best not to mess with it because it may become stuck to you. It is passed by human and animal contact, or by direct contact with it. Once someone catches the gleep, it can be passed from them to someone or something else.

I once saw a guy get the gleep from his refrigerator. He didn't clean it out for weeks and when he did he got gleep all over him. Then he pet his dog and it got on the dog too. Now the dog is passing the gleep around.

by ChrisTheWolf December 11, 2018

con-glompmerate

When someone returns to messenger after a long awaited leave of absence and is promptly *GLOMPED* and *glomps* back.

Person 1 says: brb
Person 2 says: k

(x amount of time has passed)

Person 1 says: Back
Person 2 says: *GLOMPED*
Person 1 says: *Glomps back*

This is a Con-Glompmerate

by PyroTeknik January 14, 2008

Glomp

To nom on someones neck.

I glomped him and he went, "Tehe!"

by BimpyBob March 28, 2013