Snarfle the Garthok

A reference to the Coneheads movie. To take on a daunting task with failure a likely possibility.

"If you are going to ask her out on a date, then you might as well Snarfle the Garthok."

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

girthquake

See: travaconda

"How did last night go?"

"I had to ice my vag after he whipped out dat girthquake."

by buttstuff2k16 May 20, 2016

Girthulese

The correct combination of girth, length, weight, surface area and density of ones penis designed to conquer all rancid flanges.

Hey honey, meet Girthulese

by Peersnuts December 31, 2016

girthdiva

Chicks who only do it with guys who have a girthy dick.

Girl to girlfriend. I'm such a girthdiva as all I want to do is ride Jim's wide and girthy dick.

by PGB3476 March 2, 2018

Girthday

An annual honest celebration of what truly matters for your pecker when you Geshmoigedy.

-Sup, Sophia, what's hangin?
- Oh, nothing much. Preparing for Paul's Girthday tomorrow. After his Bar mitzvah it's an even bigger feast.

by Diggitar Glady Diggy November 28, 2021

dirty girthy Gareth

The act pulling out your 12 inch schlong and using it as a propeller to commit a terrorist attack

Them: “Yo did you see the local preschool burnt down?”.

You: “Ye, someone committed dirty girthy Gareth

by cjiblue December 12, 2022

Girtft

"Get it right the first time"

Hey Conrad, you dumb fucking limey, girtft!

by Felice June 30, 2003