Geezer

An old asshole who drives slowly. Male geezers can't get it up.

Mike: Who is that fuck head who is driving so slowly?
Tom: Must a one of those fucking geezers

by Sean DeFile May 3, 2003

Geezer

An old grump that no one loves; a democrat

Scrooge, Barack Obama, the Grinch, geezer

by Michaelah95 January 10, 2009

geeber

see goober

tom

by stitch October 10, 2003

GeeGee

is a person who gets paid 100k a year for cutting ribbons with a big pair of scissors at opening ceremonies and very "important" events like that. basically a person who is paid TOO MUCH for doing something SO LITTLE.

man!!! is that guy a GeeGee or what!?

by htay September 10, 2003

Geeter

Similar to guitar but way more badass. It originated from a legend who thought the word "guitar" got too boring.

Wow! That guy can shred on guitar!
What are you talking about? He's playing the geeter!

by provolown November 8, 2010

gegger

A term for a person, who in society, wishes to go un-ranked as any of the social groups.
Someone who listens to Rock/rap and even dance.

"So you like a goff?"
"No, I'm a gegger."
"Same 'fing init?"
"No."

by Jack Thompson May 5, 2007

barcardi geezer

a man who thinks he is ahem "well 'ard" but drinks alcopops and such like.
may also adopt leaning pose to emphasise gayness
is often stereotypical of a gay chav

uz (u is) a barcardi geezer innit m8

by amberw1990 January 31, 2007