Garage Sale Whore

When you are haggling with a customer at your garage sale about the 50$ used car seat you are trying to sell and to close out the transaction, you offer your wife/daughter's pussy as an add-on to the deal

Justin: Nice car seat bro where did you get it
Marc: I got at for 50$ at this garage sale, at first I thought I was overpaying but then the guy threw in a Garage Sale Whore
Justin: Nice, you can't pass up a deal like that!

by hahasuka December 9, 2020

galva

A shortened version of black ops 2 “galvanated knuckles”, the awesome weapon in the town map

‘Hey mate, revive me, I’ve got the galvas’
‘I would but you have weak jaw game’

by James wookong February 22, 2021

Garage dooring

When you tape the bottom of an open beer can on the metal bar on the inside of your garage door, hit the button to open the door and stand under the can and drink the beer as it pours out.

Q: “Why are you covered in beer?” A: “We were just garage dooring and only half of the beer spilled on me!”

by MasterBates61704 January 30, 2022

Garand Dick

When you get you cock stuck in the zipper in your hoodie and or jeans

Guy 1: "hey bro can you help i just Garand Dicked myself"
Guy2 :"No problem bro come here"

by J Thomson December 18, 2021

Garangular

Used to describe things so astronomically large that pre-existing words cant define

Bro did yall see SmallerBaller23's shlong? Yea dude that shit is garangular

by SizzlerTwizzer May 15, 2022

Garage Dawg

White suburban males who in high school smoked cigarettes in their mom’s garage, listened only to Pearl Jam, and try to recreate their high school glory days by drinking sub-par alcohol, attending too many concerts, puking on strangers at concerts, buying concert posters to decorate their man caves, holding annual men-only gatherings in the desert, and undervalue the women in their lives. While these men are productive members of society with good paying careers, they are still are victims of the “failure to launch” syndrome.

Look at that guy - a PBR in one hand and a perfectly stored concert poster in the other. If he had a third hand he’d grope an unsuspecting chick. Oh no…he just barfed on the girl in front of him. What a garage dawg.

by Miklovelka May 16, 2023

Galvanized

For something to be in perfect working order. To never be taken apart again.

Engineer 1: Hey, is that project from last year still working.
Engineer 2: Yes of course it does! Remember we galvanized it, so it is still working.

by ProblematicProductPlacment July 12, 2023