Garbage Pants

a person not aware of culturally accepted pantswear and culturally accepted cleaniness. wearer of pants usually made out of any or a mix of the following: garbage, patches, weed/hemp, discoballs, plastic, dried apples, glass, tape, human hair, scabs, and provelone cheese.

Mitch patted Garbage Pants on the shoulder while Garbage Pants was sitting indian-style in the dumpster.

Garbage Pants by DREWBLOOD December 17, 2003

Garbage bag job

Like the Bag Job but in the case of the female being asthetically gifted neither above nor below the neck.
A garbage bag provides more coverage than a traditional paper bag, a hole in the side of the bag allows root to commence with out having to make visual contact with your chosen lady.

"Your sisters a real garbage bag job mate."

Garbage bag job by Rory G September 21, 2005

Garbage Patch 

Name given to large marinal areas where rubbish collects in what has become known as the 'Subtropic Gyro': a gigantic whirlpool in the middle of the the North Pacific ocean nicknamed 'Strangelove Ocean'! (refers of course to the old Dr. himself!)

Concerned scientists has called these no-fish areas 'dead zones'* where there is shortage of life-affirming O2. Other concerns relating to the depleted sealife-forms are the coral areas in the Great Barrier Reef that marine biologists call these vulnerable pollution-sensitive 'bleached'-out corals 'sea reserves', 'marine rainforests' or collectively 'endangered oceans'!

*Also called OMZs (oxygen-mnimum zones), 'paper parks'.

Similiar places on Earth that have the same problem with Garbage Patch are the Kleenix Trail in the Tibetan base camp at Nepal where climbers and tourons leave their trash behind them and Crap Alley; the mountainous climber-magnet distanation in Glencoe, Scotland.

Garbage Patch by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

garbage bag 

prophyillactic, rubber, trash can liner

judy usually kept a garbage bag in her purse

garbage bag by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

garbage punk

A spin off of garage bands and then garage punk. White middle class adolescent adults who form a group, play punk rock to audiences compromised mainly of friends. Think they are good cause they get to play at clubs for next to nothing. Usually followed by garbage groupie sluts who get their jollies thinking they are doing rock stars.

Did you hear "Hearts and Guts" play at the Crypt last night?
Yeah, they're so loud, one of the better garbage punk bands I've heard shout and scream in a long time. They are real time Punk Junk. I like the "Horrible Rock" scene. Can't wait to get out of high school.

garbage punk by The Rowdy Old Man May 5, 2010

Garbage Bagged

to be drunk and stoned. you cant breath well, you cant see well, like a garbage bagged is around your head.

"dude why did you hook up with that fatass chick last night"..."hey man i was so garbage bagged she looked damn good"

Garbage Bagged by Yoseph Kemink June 24, 2008

garbage-face 

1.a girl that is very unnatractive
2.girl with a rocking body but her face...not so much

1. damn britney is such a garbage-face
2. look at that ass, o wait she got a garbage-face

garbage-face by $D-Moore$ April 3, 2009