Greasing the Lanes

Simply put, Masturbating. Can be used in a masculine or feminine form.

After Dan was done with his new playboy, he felt like greasing the lanes.

by Jeremy and Mike August 22, 2007

Grease Daddy

A grease daddy is similar to a sugar daddy, but who instead provides you with hamburgers and other greasy foods instead.

Girl: Hey daddy, I'm craving some Mickey D's. Can you pick me up?
Grease Daddy: Sure baby, I'll be right there!

by omrizhaki January 26, 2019

Grease Party

A social event involving multiple people dumping their fresh cooking grease down the kitchen sink in an attempt to clog the pipes. The first person to successfully clog the pipe wins. This event involves music, dance, and drinking in addition to the grease dumping.

Person 1: Yo, we're having a Grease Party at Greg's place. Bring your freshest cooking oil!

Person 2: Bet, I just made some fried chicken 2 hours ago!

by LucastheChi August 20, 2022

crack grease

That nasty ass wet feeling in the crack of your ass. Some believe it's caused by a dirty sweaty ass crack. Real talk is that you should of wiped your ass a couple more times.

Smell my finger. Is that shit or just crack grease?

by youdknowifitwasupinya October 4, 2015

grease pony

a slur , not specifically for anyone. just used for anyone for any reason.

you fucking grease pony !!!!

damn larry stop being such a grease pony
mariah stop getting offended like a grease pony

by cringe_embracing_autistic March 29, 2023

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Greasing the wheels

Facilitating the process to ensure smoother sailing when it's go time.

Example of greasing the wheels:

"Im gonna cook her favorite meal before i ask her to go to the game."

by Tophertalks November 17, 2021