glock blocker

Someone who convinces or prevents another person from purchasing themselves a new hand gun.

My wife and I went to the sports store and she was a total glock blocker. I wanted that new G19 so bad.

by GayBobFagPants May 9, 2018

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Get the glock blockermug.

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

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glock

girl cock

May is a transfem, she's got a nice glock

by ComfyDev August 25, 2021

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Get the glockmug.

<.7.9.7.6. A Hundred Round Drum On Anygingu Glock Piece<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025

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glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

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Get the glocking my cockmug.

When you give your partner an enema with classic coke and then wrap your c**k with a fruit roll-up and pop rocks, then jam an entire pack of mentos into their a**. Then proceed to have a**l s*x with them until you either buss or are forced out at mach f**k from their a** that has now become a legal weapon

"I gave my girl a fizzy pop cock glock last night and now the bed sheets, walls, and my self esteem are soaked with coke".

by Subaluwa October 22, 2025

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