Glen Wilton Handshake

When greeting a person with a handshake, you yank their hand toward you and rub it vigorously up and down against your genitals as a show of dominance.

I thought we had come to an agreement, but then he gave me the Glen Wilton Handshake.

by Woody Goodpecker March 7, 2021

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Glen Runners

Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.

Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.

by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021

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A freeway in Los Angeles which runs from the west imperial highway near lax and proceeds east to the 605 freeway in norwalk. During this west/easi traverse. It passes hawthorne airport/hawthorne to the south then proceeds towards the rosemeade/Watts area to the north. A good portion of this freeway is elevated. Thereby preserving the integrity of the neighborhoods it bifurcates. In fairly recent years a route on the Los Angeles light rail line runs along the center median of the freeway in an east/west traverse congruent to the freeway itself.

When I'm going down to oc.i usually get on the Glen anderson freeway at aviation Blvd and head east to the 605 in norwalk. From there I jump on the 605 south till I hit the 91 east (Riverside freeway) and take it down to Fullerton. While it may be more miles. I save in time if I don't travel during commute!

by 4realazitgits April 2, 2021

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