Meat Glancer

A person (usually male) that quickly looks at another man's junk then looks away. Not to be confused with Meat Gazing, which takes longer.

I caught a meat glancer in the shitter checkin out my twig-n-berries.

by anonymous1a2b3c November 15, 2006

Giant Ass

(N.) A really large posterior.

It is said that J-Ho has a giant ass, but I've seen bigger.

by G-Union February 3, 2004

Giant

In modern-day American society, a male that is over 6'2" pretty much. This is due to a lack of food and sleep caused by public schools starting too damn early in the morning and people thinking it's cool to not eat and do drugs / smoke cigarettes. A true giant is someone 6'7" or taller.

Shaquille O'Neal would be a true giant.

Idiot: How do you become a giant?

Average guy: I'm not a giant. I'm 6'3".

Idiot: How do you get so tall?

Average Guy: I eat food and get sleep.

Idiot: Woah. I wish I could do that.

Average Guy: Are you retarded?

Idiot: No u

by That'sarealconversationIhad July 13, 2009

Gentle Giant

A British progressive rock band known for their complex classically influenced music, polyphonic vocal arrangments and use of non-standard instruments such as saxophone, violin, cello, trumpet, marimba and more. Formed by the three Shulman brothers Phil (vocals, horns, bass), Derek (vocals, sax, bass) and Ray (bass, violin, guitar, vocals) as well as Kerry Minnear (keyboards, vocals, cello, vibraphone), Gary Green (guitar, recorder, vocals) and Martin Smith (percussion) in 1970. Martin Smith was eventually replaced by Malcolm Mortimore, who was then replaced by John Weathers. Phil Shulman left the band after the fourth album. After 8 complex progressive studio albums and an energetic live album, the band started to take a more commercial approach. However, due to lack of success and inspiration, Gentle Giant broke up in 1980. Although there has been no full reunion, Gary Green, Malcolm Mortimore, and Kerry Minnear (as well as a few other musicians) have been performing as "Three Friends", playing many Gentle Giant classics.

Although Gentle Giant is a talented band, they are definitely an acquired taste. I've shown them to three friends, and they all think these guys sound almost like octopuses able to play music. You may think you're stuck in a glass house when you can't seem to understand the power and the glory everyone says they have. However, if you have a free hand, you may be able to interview someone about them. Perhaps then, you will find the missing piece and be a giant for a day, rather than just a civilian.

by Shulberry August 23, 2009

Giant Death-Ray In The Backyard

1)Boredom.
2)to have a GDRITBY: to be bored,
3)to build a GDRITBY, to kill time,
4)to be a GDRITBY, to be an amusing waste of time, an easy ride, or a complete wank.
(it is considered a faux-pass to specify possesion of the backyard in question)
Of Washington D.C./VA/MD (USA) regional origin, generaly thought to have been inspired by an episode of Myth-Busters, and; or the ramblings of a random meth-head who works in a drivethru.

"What are you doing Friday?"
"Not much, just building a giant death-ray in the backyard."
"Indeed."

by Mnemosyne0AV January 31, 2006

ice cream gland

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

Giant Prawn

Someone with an extremely ugly face, but awesome body aka a prawn (shrimp), you throw away the head, eat the body.

Ryan: Man Rebecca has an awesome body but a bad head!
Oliver: Rebecca is a giant prawn.

by The Fonz1 November 26, 2007