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giggle pitch

This is when a telephone salesman forces laughter during his sales pitch. He/she usually does it frequently and in situations that are not funny at all. It is an attempt to make the buyer feel more comfortable and usually doesn't work.
"Not only is Ronnie a overparticipator he sounds like a little girl when he tries to close with the giggle pitch.
by dutchboybanghem March 19, 2012
mugGet the giggle pitchmug.

giggle-gurgle

Fizzy carbonated ("sparkling") water. So named because it gurgles on its way down yer throat, and ya giggle when it tickles yer tonsils.
Plain water or fruit juice is all well and good, but I love giggle-gurgle, especially on a hot day --- nuthin' like that bubbly "bite" to soothe your dry palate and "deeply" quench your thirst.
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
mugGet the giggle-gurglemug.

Giggle Pad

The gusset of a pair of womans knickers.
Her skirt was so short I could see her giggle pad.
by sanitylost March 26, 2009
mugGet the Giggle Padmug.

shits and giggles

Something completely unnecessary, yet present for indeterminate comedic reasons.
Why does Orianthi Panagaris even bother to have whammy bars on her guitars? You might as well put a bottle rocket at the bottom of the Atlantis orbiter, just for shits and giggles...
by Sin Copation January 22, 2010
mugGet the shits and gigglesmug.

giggle goo

by weinerlover November 9, 2006
mugGet the giggle goomug.

giggling pin

Eh up lass, do you fancy sitting on my giggling pin.
by rm May 28, 2004
mugGet the giggling pinmug.

assman giggles

What you put on your telephone directory listings as the name of a friend
Why is my name Assman Giggles on your phone?
by Dr Potato March 23, 2004
mugGet the assman gigglesmug.

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