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Gene

Gene is a female Boomer who is literally the most dimwitted lass on the face of the earth. She's the kind of person that always tries to find something wrong with everything. She is someone you want to avoid.
*someone making hushpuppies*

Gene: "Why are you putting RAW eggs in there?!"

Person: "umm... because it's an important ingredient?"
Gene: "wON't tHAt giVE uS sALmoNellA?"

Person: "no...? We always use eggs."
Gene: "But don't you always cook them fir-"
by @GlassyOnionEyes🥺 June 5, 2020
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Bitch-boy Foreigner Genes

Having a distaste for uncomfortable weather, having a preference for comfortable weather

Not to be confused with bitch-boy foreigner jeans, which are highly valuable
“A 70 degree dry night is easily better than a 55 degree wet night”
“Your bitch-boy foreigner genes are kicking in
by Jj McWeiner June 11, 2020
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ty gene

The coolest mid western farmer around town. Best flannel wearer. Will always talk about crops and harvesting.
Did you see ty gene on his tractor the other day? Whata cool guy that ty gene is!
by PapiChuloRico September 24, 2020
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Gene-Robot

A Deep Data driven, bio-nanomachine swarm. The #1 leading cause of mosquito genocide, worldwide.
Why not just use a gene-robot to recycle all mosquitos into edible automatons?
by Robot Butler October 12, 2020
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Day Gene

an action of day dreaming/pondering during class and not paying attention
day genening (present tense)
Bob was scolded by the teacher as he was caught day genening
by boomer ^_^ October 19, 2020
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Gene

Gene is a sweet and kind individual and likes to eat food alot he also gets angry when somebody gets angry at him he is short and nice he would probably get you stuff that you ask for if you are his friend but sometimes he really fucks up he is like really fuckin short probably about 4'3 in middle school he also fails school but could probably somehow suceed if he wasnt writing this story write now man im fucking short
Gene is short as fuck he's like the size of half a dwarf and midget he's smart but fails a lot of shit
by ǝuǝפ October 24, 2023
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Regression to the Gene

"Regression to the Gene" is the uncanny and often hilarious phenomenon where, despite one's valiant efforts, countless self-help books, and even the occasional life-changing seminar, an individual's behavior, quirks, and even sneeze patterns inevitably circle back to mirror those of their family tree. It's as if your DNA has a sense of humor, ensuring that no matter how hard you try to reinvent yourself, you'll find yourself laughing like your dad at bad jokes, hoarding condiments like your mom, or even adopting grandpa's infamous eyebrow wiggle during serious conversations. This cosmic joke of nature proves that you can take the person out of the family, but you can't take the family out of the person. So next time you catch yourself saying, "I'll never be like my parents!" remember, regression to the gene waits for no one, ready to remind you that family traits stick closer than that one sock you can't seem to get rid of.
"After years of yoga and meditation to calm his fiery temper, John exploded over a spilled coffee, proving once again the inescapable pull of regression to the gene. He laughed it off, saying, 'Well, looks like I'm truly my father's son!'"
by anuragbas February 5, 2024
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