Fudging Custard

A sweet alternative to F**king B**tard

You are such a Fudging Custard!

by Pinky💖 June 30, 2017

packs fudge

1) A person who likes to go in the rear door. Not always a Gay Male, but it quite often is
2) A person who works at a desert shop could often fit this category.

Joe is a little out there, he works at a shop on the boardwalk and I 've been told he packs fudge, especially chocolate. He wants to do it every day.

by baycer2 July 5, 2016

Fudge Fondler

Fudge Fondler : noun or verb ; similar to ass-pirate, beef smoker, queer, fudge packer, crack spackler, chute shafter, ass master, trash compactor, flame-o, juicy fruit, fruitloop, homo, butt plugger or trucker on the hershey highway.

Example: That douchey dude is a real fudge fondler.booty

by shaolin May 1, 2014

Nipple Fudge

The fudge coloured prenatal ooze that slowly ermerges from a woman's nipples before regular milklactation starts.

John said, "oh Mary look, u have a bit of nipple fudge on the left one today."

by Sas_quatch January 19, 2016

fudge-suckle

It's when some one sucks on a piece of shit or poop possibly after a clevland steamer.

"man i totally just fudge-suckled that chicks shit all night long! it was so hot! she loved it so much she gave me a blow job!"

by mster K May 1, 2009

Fudge Vein

The anus. The bung hole. The arse. The rectum.

I drilled deep in her fudge vein.

Her fudge vein was a little dirty.

My fudge vein is sore today. I took it long and hard.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Lion fudge

Lion fudge means lies. Lion fudge can be used as a noun to refer to a lie, or as an adjective to describe something as untrue (the same way you would use bullshit, horse crap, etc.)

"You seriously believe this liar? He's 100% lion fudge!"
"Don't even bother reading this article. It's just a box of lion fudge."
"That's the biggest lion fudge she's ever told."

by Brambleboy November 16, 2017