Fruitarian

N: An obsessive person who relies on fruit - based technology for their daily existence.

He's a proper fruitarian - look at his bold hooked into his new mini tablet!!!

by TeeEmEye November 8, 2012

fruitard

A person who doesn't know what a fruitard is, created just to annoy people.

Person 1: You're such a fruitard
Person 2: Wtf is a fruitard?
Person 1: Can't say, but you are one.
Person 2: Why?!?!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: OMG :'( Im so emo im gonna die.

by nikkiBALLS September 14, 2008

fruitarianism

A dietary belief and subculture founded on the school of thought that humanity is anatomically frugivorous and would benifit most by eating accordingly for optimum health. The theory is scientifically sound yet the life is a difficult one to maintain in a world where most fruit is hybridised, pumped as much as legally possible with pesticides, and irradiated. Fruitarians who live on healthy land with plenty of rain tend to see the full benefit of their belief in this natural diet of Man.

Fruitarianism is often accompanied by the tenets of raw foodism.

'Fruitarianism, or the Theory of Human Frugivory, like our planet being round, is one of those simple truths which will be met by opposition for dozens, if not hundreds or thousands of years before being even remotely accepted.'

by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006

fruitarian

someone that only eats fruit(no animals vegitabls or animal byproducts) They eat the fruit and then use the seads 2 regrow more fruit 2 eat

hippies usaly would b type of ppl that r fruitarians

by Jake S. (www.myspace.com/peace99peace) October 8, 2007

Stripper Frustration

When a delusional stripper has yet to commit to the love she feels for a guy that comes into her club frequently, in her frustration she initiates a social boycott of him with all her girlfriends. Rumourous catcalls of "nerd", "weirdo", and "homo" at the unwitting patron usually ensue.

Your mileage may vary.

Stripper Frustration leaves you right where you started.

by Really Strong Pimp Hand August 9, 2005

Frustrated

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frustrated people

by cxvbnm November 3, 2008

asian frustration

1) Being annoyed with those of asian decent for any reason.
2) Being a white female with a male, Japanese boss.

"How is your work day going?"
"Don't ask! I've got serious asian frustration!! Yoshi's punk ass is about to get thrown off the balcony!"

by Barbarella March 18, 2005