the floppy pinwheel

The floppy pinwheel is when you jackoff and right before you cum, you start to spin your dick like a pinwheel so the cum goes everywhere.

The floppy pinwheel

by AllyOPaly July 12, 2017

dipping a floppy

trying to have sex with an ugly girl

did you rail that snargle-toothed bitch? naw brah, i was just dipping a floppy

by ufferdoople October 12, 2010

wobbly floppy vagina

n. a beat up pussy, almost resemblying roast beef. appears to have arms and legs, with a big nose.
Derived from a rare occurance, when a motorcycle was driving down the street with a vagina on it. 20 miles later, it was a wobbly floppy vagina, just beat up from the ride.

After running a train on Barbie, she had a wobbly floppy vagina, not to mention a need for the Double D.

by The Deacon September 22, 2004

Floppy Doppy

The male reproductive organ in the relaxed state.

I played with my floppy doppy to get it hard.

by Dingo February 25, 2003

floppy Roy

Cannot perform a sexual act on oneself or a potential victim. This is due to excessive boozing and or bothing. First heard in the film Human Traffic.

Oi dave remember that bird i pulled last night after 10 stellas and a bong? Yeah, well Floppy Roy turned up, the cunt.

by skidmarks3 October 25, 2009

Floppy Mess

A term used to describe someone who:
A) is badly dressed, or
B) has no idea what they're doing and is all over the place.

"Ella, you're a floppy mess in those ridiculous shoes."

"My paper is due in two hours and I can't stop procrastinating. I'm afloppy mess!"

by Zozofosho September 21, 2011

Fappy Place

The place you think of that gives you a boner.

"Looks like John's in his fappy place again!"

by Satrium July 11, 2012