Matthew Follow Back

A Twitter user who has a very low IQ and begs for follow backs. We call people who display similar behavior (Matt)

Person A: “Hey, this math problem is very hard”
Person B: “Jesus man, you’re such a Matthew follow back (Matt).”

by BisexualGentile June 27, 2021

the axe that follows

The inevitable negative outcome.

I’m more concerned with the axe that follows if I eat old pizza.

by Daredreams July 9, 2021

a zayn follow

impossible.

twitter user noziam does not and will not get a zayn follow. ever.

by twittershit December 10, 2012

Follow pup

A follow pup is a person who is unoriginal and follows after other people around them who are more liked they usually act the same or say the same things as other people

Chris is a follow pup he copied my slang

by Unknown Audi December 15, 2018

jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.

this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

by terrobite January 9, 2019

Memories follow me left and right

song left and right by Charlie Puth

Person 1 : I know you came to write zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop.
Person 2 : No i came to see Memories follow me left and right

by sussybaka7769 March 5, 2023

Follow me on Twitter

An easy way to piss of a large group of people.

Person 1: "Follow me on Twitter bro"
Person 2: "Loser bitch ass"

by g2em4 July 11, 2023