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floofer

a fart which slips out making a noise like f-f-f-f-f-f-t
Was that a floofer or did something else cause the odor?
by 39zeke39 November 29, 2009
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Flooz Boy

"that guy is HOT."

"Yeah, but look at his girlfriend; he's s total flooz boy."
by hairjunkietomi April 24, 2010
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Floopenwaffle

A man cums on a freshly made Belgian waffle forcibly feeds it to his female lover
"Bitch eat my Floopenwaffle"
by Raptors22 October 20, 2011
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Flooge

When someone farts and ejaculates (splooges) at the same time.
Person 1: Have you ever farted and come at the same time?
Person 2: Dude, did you flooge?
Person 1: Totally. I flooged so hard.
by Fish tank June 25, 2014
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Floomed

Saddest nigga
I'm Floomed rn
by Oh heck heck June 9, 2018
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flooded

elongated but reasonable attempts by the girl in a heterosexual swip-swap to negotiate common interests
where are you where am i i want to be in touch we are out of touch what if i get cancer tomorrow and i wont be able to trace your sweet facial features i am on my own the big girl is in texas and the little one in italy you feel so near and far and everything is fucked up and the world is either on fire or flooded and its heartbreaking and i am full of something i am not scared of anymore

you know
you know
by Krkič August 9, 2021
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Bar floozy

A black haired whore that stays at the bar and leaves her child with anyone that will watch him maybe even a sex offender
by Chickennnnnnsssssss November 3, 2019
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