floods

1.TIGHT pants that are to high to be shorts but to low to be long pants.

2. a virus from the Xbox game HALO 2that kicks your ass unless you have a shotgun.

1. WHOA.....look at his floods, there higher than a stoner and tighter than a 12 years old

by CANADA PRIDE January 12, 2005

flode

A flat chode. An offshoot of the chodal genus, the flode is even wider in girth and and shorter in height than it's tunacanesque cousin. It is also known by the abrasive term of 'pancake willy'. Very sexy.

Ever since that unfortunate incident with the meat tenderizer, our Zachary's already tunacan-shaped member has been flode-like in appearence.

Hah,that pancake totally looks like Albert's flode, dude!!

by Captain Innuendo. January 21, 2005

floud

A combination of the words fly and cloud. Usually used while smoking weed or in the state of high.

"Man I'm so floud right now, this shit definitely stir my head up fo sure. "

by tedd_wei December 2, 2014

Flood

A person who suffers from serious halitosis, has their own pot of Jew gold, and has the physical deformity of looking like every ugly celebrity and being skinny and fat at the same time with gangly arms and shit nipples. A flood loves to clean, lead scouts through the woods, and fuck witches.

I'd rather be a paki than a Flood

by Erleigh road February 19, 2008

Flood job

A 'Flood Job' is a practice in which a man has intercouse with the ear of his female counterpart, and floods the ear with semen.

Upon hearing his mother was gravely ill , the man in the yellow hat, decided that the best remedy was a good ol' fashioned flood job .

by the all knowing ivy leaguer July 12, 2009

flood

Lots of screen names sending Instant Messages, Chat Invitations, and others at once to one person in hope of crashing their AIM program.

If that loser doesn't shut up, I will flood him.

by Kaiyo July 22, 2003

floodgate

another word for a whore, or a person who has been with a lot of people; it originated while playing the sexual chain game, where you try to see how many people you are linked to sexually by knowing who the people you have been with have been with and so on. a person is a floodgate if they have been with so many people that you actually have a lot of choices between who you can choose for the next link in the chain.

Bree is a floodgate.

by cawleen April 28, 2006