Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.

Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

fackle

Word means to mentally demoralize your opponent in any way, means basically to offend your opponent, means anything negative

Dude that bitch looks like a fackle

by Jgm2013 December 25, 2013

Flaccid Warrior

Somebody who is blessed with the gift of being able to soldier on through intercourse to ejaculation with a flaccid penis.

'That feels floppy to me, are you going to flaccid warrior all the way?'

by RsTUltimatum March 6, 2015

Facky

Facky is when you get lucky with a fat chick. Fat + Lucky =Facky

Ken said her name was Devin and she was a friend of Jenny Craig's. He said she was hungry, she looked at him like a side of fries. He wanted to take her chubby ass back his place and get facky. Ever since then he gets facky every night and sometimes in the morning.

by SandySharp June 19, 2015

flaccid typing

The act of typing in all lowercase usually accompanied by a flaccid penis or no penis at all.

I was doing some flaccid typing for my new social media post while my penis lay dormant.

by MaGoully July 24, 2015

Flaccid Knob Job

A Flaccid Knob Job is a blow job that starts with a flaccid or soft penis

Last night Cindy gave me a Flaccid Knob Job and I swear it was better than sex.

by White Lives Matter January 20, 2016

facking knackered

Term derived from censoring f*cking and the British word knackered which means exhausted.

I had to work a double and had class I'm facking knackered.

by Nicola910 December 1, 2016