suttle flex

A Major flex But also Lowkey The point of Killing everyone and everything But Also doing It in the most humble way

"I seen what you wore the other day, it was a suttle Flex 😎"

by Suavee 🕊 September 20, 2017

Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms

It just works

I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it

by Miff_ June 7, 2018

Chill Mode Flex

A term meaning to hang out with your friends, or, 'bros'. Mainly used when drinking and/or playing video games.

Bro #1 - "Hey, bro, what are you up to?"

Bro #2 - "Just Chill Mode Flex. You wanna come over and Chill Mode Flex too?"

Bro #1 - "Of course."

by GreatBritton August 16, 2011

*FLEX*

*FLEX* is a phrase you type into poker chat boxes that indicates to the opponent your great strength, and the impending doom they face unless they choose to fold, leave the table, shut down their computer, and stick the monitor into an industrial trash compactor.

pokeraces has 7 seconds to act.
Notjitsu: *FLEX*
pokeraces folds.
pokeraces has left the table.

by Wally McMillan February 4, 2008

Weird flex, but ok...

When someone brags about something they’ve done but it’s either A: Something completely normal or B: Something dumb as hell.

A: Pushing out your stomach till your pant button pops.

B: Riding down the street with a cat in you bicycle basket.

Both weird flex, but ok...

by Everheardofit November 25, 2018

Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".

"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"

by DJ Bless One November 23, 2006

flex tape

flex tape, all hail the great flex tape, we preach to flex tape, flex tape is worshipped by all of mankind, it can fix anything, even your hopeless love life

yo, me and carli, we were having trouble with our marriage but we just go fukkin flex tape bro and we're happy bruh

got a giant black hole in the middle of the sun? fix it with flex tape ( but like wear fucking sunscreen for fuck sake my god)

by BumPears1000 October 8, 2018