Central festival

Central Festival is a place where the lankiest teenagers go to fight, do drugs, and sneak into movies to get laid, it is also known for its famous handicap bathrooms where most teenagers from Pattaya have lost their virginity. Watch out for the movie couches tho! you could be sitting on a cum stain!

lanky lad1: yo bro u wanna go to central festival?

lanky lad2: is there a fight?

lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again

lanky lad2: I'm on my way

by Pattaya101 November 23, 2021

longitude festival

One of the best music festivals of all time in ireland, if not Europe. It is held at marlay park, Dublin, every July. The acts to perform this year are belters only, central cee, sonny fodera, david guetta, aj tracey, 50 cent, blk and more to be announced. This year it’ll be on the 5th and 6th of July. Get your tickets at longitude.ie

‘What do you think is the greatest concert of this era?'

'Even though it is not a concert, longitude festival by far.'

by smoking & vaping is for losers January 27, 2025

Goon Festival

When a group of people get in room and say sooner things.

Me and Billy went to the goon festival in Detroit.

by Yeet for me April 22, 2025

Palomosa Festival

If you go, you know.

"Are you even living if you didn’t lose your mind at Palomosa Festival last summer?''

by palomosa June 8, 2025

Romanian Festival

Romanian Festival is a definition -- or rather -- a saying of when someone goes absolutely wanked-off drunk at a party, festival, dinner, feast, or any social appearances, it is then afterwards followed by either starting to steal materials or a fine honey for yourself. Normally when you say "on a Romanian Festival" you mean that you were piss-drunk on seven shots of Jack Daniels and two pints of vodka, or whatever alcoholic beverages you have drank.

Romanian Festival also has a second definition which can be interpreted as when you see a group of hoodlums huddled together and look like they're planning the second coming of Christ. Usually when you say "the Romanian Festival came" it would mean that the motherfuckers jumped, robbed then humiliated the victim. Sometimes followed up with getting dumped at a local pub or in the garbage bins in a (semi-) naked state.

First Definition;
Hugh: "Mihai, were you on a Romanian Festival my guy?"
Mihai: "Da. And?"
Second Definition;
Jack: "Yo Adam you heard about what happened to Johnathan?"
Adam: "What?"
Jack: "Apparently the Romanian Festival came to him, now he's streaking through the block in his boxers."

by LocaldudefromyourAldi September 12, 2025

Fortnite Festival

A rhythm game developed by Harmonix, creators of the Rock Band games, for Fortnite. Has a wide variety of songs from Metallica to Chappell Roan to Lil Uzi Vert and many more.

Person 1 "Hey, you play Fortnite Festival?"

Person 2 "Yeah I do, I love playing songs like Through The Fire And Flames, Free Bird, and Paradise City on lead!"

by cattlephyscia September 20, 2025

Penis festival

This holiday is actually shinto, (stonage Japanese shamaism) I believe and is actually really great if you ever get to go to one. The snacks re worth it.

Japan's street phalas festival; the Kanamara Masuri (tokyo weekender)
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The famous Japan phalus festival
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Are you going to the Penis festival? It is The famous Japan phalus festival.

by Modern Women January 1, 2026