Fat Man's Paradox

Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.

Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".

Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".

by EmperorPomni October 27, 2024

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Farmanac

A book of ancient folklorian wisdom used to govern one’s life when all approved scientific methods fail.

Page 67 of the 2025 Farmanac will explain how to sow your seed on sixty-seventh moon day of the Northern Hemisphere’s lunar calendar.

by Patohe December 6, 2025

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The Fattman's Syndrome

Acting excessively stupid or resembling a person who has a mental disability without actually being impaired

ex 1. Anthony is can be so dumb sometimes.

Dude lay off, you know he's got the fattman's syndrome

ex 2 Hadyn is mean to anthony because he has the fattman's syndrome

by Lamplamp November 23, 2011

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“The Fat Man”

One of many slang uses for the word dad or father.

“The fat man” is on his way here, I’ll have to be going soon.

by darbell April 25, 2020

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When she rubs the sushi of last week in her bellybutton, before she starts a physical exercise. It will start smelling like crazy, just so that oral sex during or right after the exercise isn't at the worst smelling part of her body.

Me and the wife went on a hike for the weekend, but this time she pulled of a dirty Fatma, so eating her unwashed pussy whilst having a break wasn't as bad as it used to be.

by Degeilegoudvis February 23, 2021

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