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F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)

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F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.
Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P
by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011
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D.A.F

shut your gob you D.a.F c-u-next-tuesday
by un-daffer January 21, 2011
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D.A.F.

D.A.F. Dope-As-Fuck
Adjective synomous with other such as cool, sweet, dope bitch'n
It is similar to the other words, but taken to the max in all instances of use.
Some Guy: Dude, That movie was D.A.F.
Some Other Guy:Indeed it was like the greatest thing since clairvoyant's science fiction double feature cd
by Jonas Hill November 26, 2007
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d.a.f.

by Josephobia. November 16, 2007
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D.U.F.F.

Designated Ugly Fat Friend---Usually hangs around extremely Hot girls and DUFF's usually tend to be girls themselves
Bruh do u see dat D.U.F.F. hangin wit Jennifer
by WM-Dawg March 27, 2008
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