Eugene Oregon

she was never interested with you to begin with. if she texted you this and you're confused so you came here, just stop trying bro

Person 1: "Hey! I'm really excited for our date tonight"
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."

by roneallm August 29, 2024

Eugene

Eugene is the best boyfriend I could ever ask for. He is caring, kind, respectful, and sweet. He makes me laugh and I always have fun with him. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with him. He likes horror movies, anime, fitness, and most importantly he likes ✨me✨ . His birthday is on the 1st of December. He keeps a knife under his bed and a stick in his closet. He’s almost 25 and sleeps with a spider-man blanket. He knows how to use excel which is really hot.

Eugene is perfect for me. I love him so much.

“i love you eugene.”

by danger flash November 21, 2021

Eugene

Eugene is a big white male who looks like he’d say the n word.

“Do you know Eugene??”
“You mean Lawsy?”

by Bigpapii86. April 4, 2023

Eugen

"Eugen" is a variant to the given name "Eugene" in some germanic, slavic languages and the Romanian language. It derives from the greek language, within the word eugenes (which means "noble", "well-born"), which is a compound between the words "eu" (means "well) and "genus" (means "race", "stock", "kin").

I am friends with Eugen!
Eugen is good at basketball.
I just invited Eugen to my house for a party.
Eugen wakes up as early as 6 AM.
I am going to a trip into Austria with Eugen.

by DontTellMyName May 27, 2018

Eugening

When you poop so hard that it leads to the unintended stimulation of the prostate gland, leading to ejaculation.

Sorry for taking too long, I was eugening back there.

by TheGuyWhoDoesStuffWasTaken June 10, 2024

Eugene

An extremely cringeworthy, quirkily individual that cannot be identified as a human being, therefore addressed here as "being". Such being is rejected by the normal society and forced into a life of inner sociopathic boarderline tendencies, which find their expression in the steady use of a fedora, associated with a trenchcoat, and in certain behaviours the normal society would define as "abnormal", such as the usual pledge in school shooting, child/women molesting activities. Such abnormal hobbies, though harmful for the psychological stability of the members of the normal society, are carried out as attempts to ascribe a meaning to its existence. Moreover, this Being tends to desperately seek for a mate within the normal human society, trying to avoid the female members of its species (addressed as Eugenas). Also, such Being has mastered the ability of hiding objects.

When Eugene attempts to reach for its backpack, every person in the area knows what to do: run to the nearest "exit".

by LordOfDarkness001 November 10, 2017

Eugene

Eugene is a butt-licking cat who loves licking his own butt. Eugene usually eats funky foods, so he's a funky cat.

"Oh look! Eugene is licking his butt again! I love it when Eugene licks his butt!"

by Dankmemesolioli August 4, 2022