New England Tumbleweed

A crumpled up Dunkin Donuts bag (litter) blowing and tumbling in the wind.

Yo check that shit out! That’s a New England Tumbleweed if I’ve ever seen one!

by ZefsDead January 25, 2019

driving in England

Masturbation. From the Boys Suck song of the same name.

Wait, don't open the door, I'm driving in England.

by Bloke February 13, 2004

New England Clusterfuck

A dangerous intersection where far too many routes converge into a single point, especially common in New England where the routes were established before the automobile. May or may not include a rotary. Can occur on both surface streets and expressways. Partially responsible for doubling car insurance costs. Even more fun when combined with aggressive New England drivers.

I'm sorry I'm late for work again, but I always get stuck in traffic down at Hamptonshire Square, where Quossohachett Ave, Milfordbury St, Glastonshire Rd, Newbury Blvd, and Boston Pike all converge. That intersection is a classic New England Clusterfuck...

by wthrfrk80 March 3, 2011

new england superhero

A man or woman who drapes a cardigan over their shoulders and ties the sleeves in front.

The Starbucks down the street is rife with New England Superheros on Sunday mornings.

by shannonkg September 6, 2008

New England Blowout

When something doesn't sit right on your stomach and you go to the bathroom and take a massive two shits. (Massachusetts)

Friend - Rough night?
You - Yeah, had a New England Blowout.
Friend - What's that?
You - You know....massive two shits..

by Mittens Willis December 22, 2012

England Football team

A team of decent players that get played out of position by an owl cunt who prepares a leaving speech instead of trying to beat fucking Iceland.

The England football team are shit

by ThinkOfSomething July 4, 2016

England is my city

Some stupid shit Jake Paul said in his shitty rap

England is my city ITS EVERY DAY BRO

by covfefe20 June 17, 2017