Emergency banter

Posting a definition of "emergency banter" especially when all your banter is emergency.

Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.

by Terry Fishpaste January 28, 2022

emergency apple

the apple you keep with you at all times in case you get low

man im really hungry

here have an emergency apple in my backpack

by dankmemer27 March 29, 2016

emergency shit pinch

When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.

FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"

by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023

Emergency Food

See also: Paimon

Traveller: Emergency Food
"Hey! That's even worse than being a mascot!"

by уour mum August 21, 2025

escape and emerge

A behavior a person with an illness or addiction exhibits when she recovers.

I had escape and emerged from bipolar mania disorder. Finally.

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

emergency slash

A Gentlemans need to relieve ones self through emptiness of the bladder

Gentlemans Bladder Emergency Slash

by Hola-ole May 19, 2017

Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015