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The Judas Ejaculate

The act of purposely cumming in your partner’s mouth despite them asking for a warning. Bonus points for shouting Jesus Christ at the moment of climax
I asked the prick to let me know he was about to finish, but he just nutted without warning and whilst blaspheming. It’s the Judas ejaculate. There won’t be a second date.
by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023
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pidgeon ejaculator

someone who ejaculates pigeons in public spaces for money
He is a Pidgeon ejaculator
by pidgeonejaculator2000 March 14, 2023
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Premonition Ejaculation

A wet dream/vision that foreshadows events in the future
I had a wet dream (premonition ejaculation) about Princeton winning today
by leshismore March 16, 2023
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ejaculation

ahhhh omg i came this was the best ejaculation.
by voldemort February 2, 2023
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Emotional Ejaculation

Crying pent up tears in an aggressive and fast way. Usually brought on in elation or relief.
"Bro. We hadn't been to the playoffs in so long that after we made it last night I had a full on emotional ejaculation"
by WGHSci October 9, 2023
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jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them
“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation
by testicularbreath October 15, 2023
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Rapid Ejaculation

When the penis begins excreting cum at an abnormal yet consistent rate for extended periods of time.
"I fucked your wife so hard I suffered from Rapid Ejaculation for weeks!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
by Toe Jam and Bug Blood April 11, 2023
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