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a tactic of masturbation in males including several methods like chinese pocket, japanese self-pleasure, indian air, etc. by which guys can ejaculate and fap when they need to, particularly in situations when they are outside and its urgent. by these tactics, they can fap without fully opening their pants and still ejaculate externally on their pants on lower dressing...
A: bro I NEED TO FAP RN
B: just use some external ejaculation tactics bro
by Okok32 July 21, 2025
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Overmature Ejaculation

Stemming from the premature ejaculation, this is the exact opposite. This occurs after wacking off or banging someone of something and not being able to nut. Several minutes, hours, even days later you randomly fire your juicy load unprovoked.
Big Cheesy: Dude, I don't know what is wrong with me. I am randomly shooting loads in my pants and not able to nut when I hack my wee wee or plow my wife. This ever happen to you?

T-Rex: Nope: You may wan... did you just cum?

Big Cheesy: SEE!!!

T-Rex: You might suffer from overmature ejaculation son.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 17, 2019
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premacheer ejaculation

noun: a loud cheer ejaculated loudly and involuntarily during a sporting event when one thinks his or her team gained some ground, when it really was a play that favored the other team.
Sitting in the Brazil section of the futbol staduim, Jose emitted a premacheer ejaculation thinking his team's goalie had made the save, when the ball had actually rolled in. The other Brazil fans beat him up for his mistake.
by das.sprache.meister March 27, 2015
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When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole
by Rattledboy July 20, 2021
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Ejaculate Conception

The act of impregnating a female and then denying any interactions with a said woman leaves her a single mother with no father figure around.
Tom: Did you hear Sady was pregnant?
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
by UIU Speed Team August 29, 2022
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In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer
Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100
by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025
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