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The Coterie of the Elusive Letter, K

Roughly translated as "The clique that loves the letter k, which is not caught easily." The name of an imaginary band that would be real if we all lived together.
Person A: Have you heard of that awesome band, the Coterie of the Elusive Letter, K?
Person B: No.
Person C: They don't really exist... but they would if the Coterie lived in the same country. BWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM PERSON C!!!!!
by Tollie December 30, 2004
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Improvised Explosive Device

When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!
A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.
by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007
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exclusionist

An exclusionist is a person who gatekeeps (i.e. excludes) certain people or identities from a group. This is particularly prevalent in the LGBTQ+ community, but also occurs in other (usually minority) groups as well. Often times exclusionists stubbornly maintain one viewpoint without attempting to understand those they exclude, even after having their mindsets thoroughly debunked by inclusionists. Exclusionists often treat identities as "clubs" and "in-groups" that they exclude others from in order to feel more valid in their own identities, usually not realizing that those outside the group often do not understand the differences and subject all identities to judgement and oppression.
1. Penny is a pansexual exclusionist. She says that pansexuals invalidate bisexual and trangender people, but that makes no sense. She doesn't get that bisexuality is the attraction to two or more genders, and that pansexuality is the attraction that is not determined by gender, and that neither invalidates other identities.

2. You're a bisexual exclusionist because you think you can only be gay or straight, no in-between? Dude, you know that bisexuality isn't always an attraction to just men and just women, right?

3. Did you hear Andrew is an ace exclusionist? He keeps saying he excludes asexual and aromantic people from LGBTQ+ because he doesn't know the difference between asexuality and abstinence. He really needs to do some research.

4. You know that one author? Turns out she's a TERF, which means she excludes transgender people from feminism because they weren't born female. What a boomer.

5. I'm genderfluid, and use neopronouns. If you're an exclusionist and you don't think my identities are valid, don't interact!
by PewPewGuns September 25, 2020
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exclusively-almost

(adv.) 1.THE BEST EXPLANATION EVER!! 2. A Great excuse. 3. A pretty funny oxymoron.
I DON'T CHEAT!... I AM, exclusively-almost MONOGAMOUS!!
by startedwun May 28, 2018
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Texclusive

adjective- describes someone who communicates almost exclusively through texting, they are nearly impossible to contact in any other way. Also, they seem to act mysterious and reclusive while texting.
Girl: I tried to talk to Adam but he was using his phone and was trying to avoid me.

Guy: Yeah, I know, he's texclusive.
by omglazergun March 16, 2008
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excessive boondoggle

Any number of activities of or pertaining to the gross misuse of government funds. These activities may include but are not limited to: Using chartered airplanes to fly the entire length of a country, only to turn around the following morning and fly back to the same location because you felt guilty about staying in a location that may be perceived as non-work related by people that do not have any direct influence over you.
Hey, I woke up today and felt so guilty about not doing anything, that I decided to cost the government even more money than they are already spending to fly myself back to a location that I don't have anything to do at, so I can fly back to the original location the next day just so I can fulfill my need to excessively boondoggle. Man do I feel better about myself now. Excessive boondoggle
by scruples101 April 16, 2010
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Explosive dayrage

A person who ragequits all day long, usually ending up being called a n00b.

A person who gets mad easily.
Dude, that guy just had an explosive dayrage
by Theindy September 26, 2011
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