French Eskimo Kiss

The act of completely engulfing your partners nose with your mouth, then licking her nasal cavity.

I gave my girl a French Eskimo kiss, i didn't get sex for a week after that, but it was worth it.

by Radical Ed2 August 5, 2011

sober eskimo

some term used in alskan firedragon that was claimed to be an urban legend. not a single person is really sure what a sober eskimo is, but if you see one, let me know.

after last night drinking episode, "eskimo willie" woke up a very hungover, but rather sober eskimo.

by skiendog July 7, 2006

Eskimo Sex

Sexual intercourse involving ones nose.

Pinnochio could give good eskimo sex if he tried.

by OSC07 December 9, 2008

Eskimo Joe

A altenative rock band from Australia. They kick some major ass, and everyone needs to buy one of their skeleton-print t-shirts they wear in the video for 'Sarah'.

They have three albums out, most recent is 'Black Fingernails, Red Wine'.

Loser: Who the fuck are these emo punks?
Non-Mentally Challenged Individual: Are you kidding? Eskimo Joe are the shit. They do the alternative rock/power pop/goth pop awesomely.

by chicken_head101 October 5, 2006

Eskimo eating out

The act of using one's nose to pleasure a vagina as if it were a tounge

Woah! i just finished eskimo eating out Janie and she came in my nose!

by stevielicks September 25, 2011

Eskimo Village

A network or gathering of people who have an interlocking web of sexual relationships, inevitably containing several eskimo brothers, eskimo sisters and usually an underlying feeling of awkwardness.

Aaron hooked up with Tera; Tera is now dating Tommy, who had a three-way with Maggie and Krista; Krista is now with Hugo; Hugo once cheated on Krista with Cynthia, who is now with Aaron. Now if things go well at this planned parenthood protest and I get lucky with Maggie, I can join this Eskimo village.

by Money in the Banana Stand September 2, 2011

Taming The Eskimo

To masterbate or stroke the genitals in any way shape or form.

There is a kid I know who is always Taming The Eskimo in school.

by JayZell March 10, 2008