english kiss 

a english kiss is a kiss which is known to lead to sexual activity

english kiss leads to oral sex or sexual intercourse

english kiss by rachie66691 August 3, 2007

English Smile 

When a person is unhappy with their current situation. However, as they are English, they are too polite to admit it. Therefore, they will 'put on' an English Smile.

Barber: Are you happy with your haircut sir?
Gent: Oh this? Hmmm? Well yeah, this EXACTLY what I wanted... bald patch and all.

*The Gentleman breaks into a traditional English Smile

English Smile by Lucas Jolson April 16, 2010

english barbecue

The weather's alway's too shit for a traditional BBQ. Instead an Englishman just cooks up a normal meal in his kitchen, known as an English BBQ.

"You should come over for a good ol' English BBQ, I'll cook us up some octopus, steak and shrimp.

english barbecue by Diego August 18, 2003

English Crumpet 

Pinning somebody down on their back and holding their arms down while another person drops his pants and rubs his anus and testicles on the pinned person's face

"You better back off or we'll give yo ass the English crumpet"

Person 1: "Why is he puking?"

Person 2: "Because that boy just got an English crumpet"

English Crumpet by michelleelala December 5, 2014

English Language Arts 

a shitty subject that can just be replaced with grammarly or some other dumbass app. Mostly known as torture for people in school, 99.9% of people hate.

Hey bro, wanna skip English Language Arts to get high in my car?

English Language Arts by maybeillbetracer December 9, 2021

English style

A spliff loaded with a combination of tobacco and marijuana. Significantly wider around than a normal joint, the English-style spliff is tapered, and the bigger end is lit while smoking. The addition of plain tobacco to the weed makes for a smoother, more pleasant smoke, and extends the burning time.

Mikey and Dan went to the basement to smoke an English-style joint.

English style by Teh ded Pope April 11, 2005

English to Blarg Blarg Dictionary 

A translation index translating words and phrases from Western English to the alien language spoken by the Sanghelli of the Covenant, which consists of a series of blargs and honks.

Church: We finally made contact with an alien being and our first attempt at communication is gonna be through a BOMB?? Am I the only person who has a problem with this?

Andy: Well unless you got your English to Blarg Blarg Dictionary, I don't think you got a choice, now do ya?

English to Blarg Blarg Dictionary by xxVoodooSoupxx August 2, 2011