That is when you hang yourself and wank at the same time. The great Buddha was the first one to leran this mastery.
by Rapemaster42069 November 16, 2018
When someone can't stop talking about how awesome they are and all the awesome things that they have done
I felt like I needed to clean my face after listening to that woman boast ejaculate all over everyone for an hour.
by MarianneM August 16, 2016
When you cum on an obese pigs snout and poop ok it’s ears then ride it around your neighborhood like a horse, commonly done in Alabama and Mississippi.
by tripod 8 November 02, 2018
The act of impregnating a female and then denying any interactions with a said woman leaves her a single mother with no father figure around.
Tom: Did you hear Sady was pregnant?
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
by UIU Speed Team August 30, 2022
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
When a girl with whiteout in her pocket bumps into a guy and the whiteout liquid goes all over the crotch of his pants.
Person 1: Hey watch where you're going!
Person 2: Yea- oh sorry I gave you an explosive ejaculation...
Person 2: Yea- oh sorry I gave you an explosive ejaculation...
by TippytheHippy May 09, 2019
When you're banging a chick and bust a huge nut of epic proportions due to being cooped up for months at home during the COVID pandemic.
When the government finally removed all COVID mandates, Denny's girlfriend showed up at his door which resulted in a corona mass ejaculation.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 20, 2023