Ducke

A small female duck found deep under the pacific ocean. Duckes are often miserable and like to talk about their day. If provoked, Duckes tend to shut you up with their beak and fly away. They feed on whales and fish and spend the majority of their time playing mobile video games. Many Duckes are highly intelligent but they lack the skill to make decisions in the heat of a situation.

Me: Look at that Ducke! Did you see the way it played the {drums?!
Dior: It must be a smart Ducke!
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Andy: That Ducke just ate a whale!

by Not Jaw Crusher ♫ May 19, 2021

Ducking

The word used when you are so pissed that you could fuck a duck.

“I am so ducking mad I could fuck that duck!

by Mr.Kittens0301 June 4, 2018

duck duck

a sex act similar to fellatio but when the man takes control by forcibly moving his penis with a high velocity in and out of the mouth/throat so as to make a "uck-uck" sound in the process. Hence the term duck duck.

Note: can be used as either a noun or a verb.

He took her round the corner for a quick duck duck.

by mwahaha1234 November 4, 2012

A Duck

In bowling, it is when you perform 3 spares in a row. Much like a Turkey, which is 3 strikes in a row.

Werewolf: That's 3 spares in a row! I just rolled a duck!
Pipsqueak: Well Quack Quack motherfucker

by Theedingo1 September 10, 2011

duck

A stinkbomb-like prank, created by shitting into a paper towel, wrapping it and twisting the ends (like a big joint). Also known as "the fart's big brother," the duck is then concealed in a hidden area, such as a hole in the wall, the back of a desk, behind a radiator, etc. The paper towel wrapper allows the duck to be stuffed into tight spaces without getting shit on one's hands. Cleverly hidden, it may take days to discover.

"Ducking" is usually planned in advance, but it sometimes occurs spontaneously (e.g. parties). In order to maximize effectiveness, the prior night is often spent drinking cheap beer and eating Mexican food.

"Fuck! Who dropped ass?"
"Ugh, what the fuck, it's been an hour and it still reeks!"
"Dude, I think there's a duck behind the radiator!"

by Water Jones March 27, 2009

duck

Is a guy/girl who is a sucka, will give you their money, do what you say doesnt have a mind of their own.

Ima call my duck up i need some money.

That nigga right there is a duck always kissin snoop ass.

by Angel Geezy February 8, 2005

Duck Duck Goose

a term for someone who is constantly jumping from one relationship to the next in their search for the perfect partner.

girl 1: lisa broke up with tom.
girl 2: she'll have someone else by tomorrow- she's such a duck duck goose!

by muahahaha... September 21, 2011