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douche bag

Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."
by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011
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douche bag

A male with a crude, inflated, or outrageous sense of masculinity, expressed with displays lacking in imagination or taste.
Dude, enough with the tank tops, spiked hair and fake tan, you look like a douche bag.
by gladtohelpout February 12, 2010
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douche bag

a complete jackass that has not idea what they are talking about and calls people cut bags
by V C is ur ruler August 6, 2011
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douche bag

1. a name u call someone whos an idiot
2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.
1. he is such a douche bag!!!
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.
by xcometxrulesx October 16, 2010
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douche bag

an annoying room mate who makes stupid jokes and quotes Seinfeld. laughs loudly at the wrong time. makes jokes and comments about you but gets pissed off and cries when you do it to him. takes his computer into the bathroom late at night for extended periods of time and claims "I was playing chess". Talks to his obese girlfriend who he met on Myspace and dated for three months and now plans on marrying her when you're trying to sleep. Pulls down his beat sheet when he knows you're right but doesn't want to admit it. Listens to annoyingly gay music loudly and tries to sing but he really sucks. Not just at singing but at everything. Thinks he's really great when everyone around him thinks he a complete loser. His belief of the afterlife is exploring the universe. Basically anyone like my old roommate.
my old room mate was such a douche bag. good thing he moved out
by everyday balloons January 13, 2010
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douche bag

my friend is too nice it's annoying, if he had a little bit of douche bag in him I would be happy.
by sebanana July 31, 2011
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Douche-bag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.
An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
Also is a scientific name for schmuck who rolls up in public with a haircut from the 1970’s and a camouflage coat thinking he looks like a movie star.
When Keith aka Kirby rolls up in public with a haircut from the 1970’s and a camouflage coat thinking he looks like a movie star in all reality has an over-inflated sense of self-worth douche-bag.
by NMT77 February 16, 2017
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