Doritos

A huge penis

I bet that bag of Doritos would fit nicely in my mouth

by Effin eh March 26, 2025

Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.

What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.

by Americanjap June 18, 2011

Lady Doritos

When your lady gets a little crusty, aka cool ranch crotch

Went down on my girlfriend but wish I hadn't. She had lady Doritos.

by EnglishSandwhich May 5, 2018

dorito gene

The inheritance of a gene that has the unfortunate side effect of making one’s feet smell like Doritos.

Unfortunately, Zane has inherited the Dorito gene. Now his feet smell like Doritos.

by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018

Doritos

Only the greatest triangular shaped snack ever that tastes like cheese.

Some boi:u want sum doritos
some other boi:sure
some third boi:lets get high on doritos
all;hell yeah

by som boi & some other bois ik June 27, 2018

human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)

Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.

by ..diehard November 30, 2022

bbg doritos

When you misread Bbq Doritos 😔😟😭👿💔

Bbg Doritos.

by Breathes😍🤩😜😈👹👺🤡💩🤯😳😏 July 24, 2021