space docking

Ancient art of poo lollipop making.First associated with the Knights of the Brown Circle.If a game of nibb-jousting could not be decided, then the two protagonists would settle the duel by shitting into a pigs bladder, and then using ice to freeze the bladder before seeing who could insert the recepticle furthest up the other's arse.

"Verily Tarquin Cockman,have at you Sire,and brace thyself whilst i thrust my shit filled bladder deep into thine brown cave"
"Avast Marco Lockoss!Forsooth i have a similar item to thrust manfully into thine dirty back passage!"

by Dr Lokoss July 2, 2004

Dooping

Packing a lip, or dipping tobacco while sitting upon your porcelain throne taking a poop.

Hey man i've gotta drop a fat deuce, might as well be dooping while im in there.

by Literally_Awful February 20, 2015

the booming 1990s, the dooming 2000s

a nickname for our decade

American culture likes to divide itself into decades: the prosperous fifties, the rebellious sixties, the egoistic seventies, the greedy the eighties, the booming ninetees… Finally, the dooming
2000s

by Mikhail Epstein October 8, 2003

dorking

Used in conjuntion with the sport of snowboarding. The process by which an unexperienced snowboarder finds himself unable to traverse the slope correctly, and must slide down horizontally, facing down the slope without turning, thus "dorking" the run. This rubs off powder and moguls enjoyed by qualified boarders and skiers.

Look at those two dorking the run.

by JP December 11, 2003

docking

A substitute sex act, where the man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina without making any thrusting motions or sexual movements and then subsequently withdrawing himself before reaching climax.

A lame lie one says to convince himself that he did not actually participate in intercourse.

"Yeah, we hooked up the other night. But it didn't really count as intercourse, it was purely docking."

by real_voldemort October 12, 2011

Docking Ceremony

The consummation of a male homosexual relationship; when the dominant male enters his penis through the penis of the submissive male, the docking ceremony is completed and the men are mates for life.

Did you hear? Jon and George just had their docking ceremony on Saturday! I should have gotten them a housewarming present.

by icedelegance June 2, 2014

Docking dan

When 2 men put there privates head to head and high five and scream docking dan bro!

Paul and pete are docking dan tonight wanna drink a bud light and watch!

by 8116 March 15, 2017