Dingo Shark

noun; A highly dubious cover story.

Reporter: So what happened?

Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and killed the entire royal family. Luckily, the Communist Party have been kind enough to step in and secure order.

by Dr Winterbourne March 27, 2009

Doing a Coulson

When one leaves a formal debate to vomit outside. This is usually after a big night out. After the sneaky vom, the person will generally return to present their case.

"Dude, why did Josh leave the debate?"

"Haha, he's out there 'Doing a Coulson'".

by SneakyVom December 15, 2011

doing an Emily

to do an Emily is to go out on a night drinking and pull a random bloke, take him home/go back to his and sleep with him then kick him out early the next morning/sneak off early the next morning and have no idea of his name or much else about him.

Girl 1: Hey so i hear you got were caught doing an Emily last night?! Haha!!
Girl 2: Yea we were getting in the taxi back to his and I saw your brother, way too drunk...do not remember his name! woops! snuck out early this morning and got a taxi home!

by doinanemily123 January 24, 2013

Doing a Shoma

Expecting the other party to do what you are supposed to, because you think you *are* the better person.

- Could you move your chair please? So I could pass.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.

by The friend of Shoma June 26, 2021

Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

pollo domingo

An inexplicable and almost singular craving for Chik-Fil-A on a Sunday afternoon, the one day a week Chik-Fil-A is closed; an ironic Sunday afternoon craving for Chik-Fil-A that is closely related to its unobtainability.

Michael was struck by a sudden fit of pollo domingo Sunday afternoon only to discover after pulling into the parking lot that the Chik-Fil-A was closed.

by mjflanagan February 3, 2010

i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with a computer sitting by said homework.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on urban dictionary because it's more interesting.

by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015